Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pulls out a prank from 2009 - the year Bryan Habana made his provincial move to the Western Province. 

Rassie Erasmus was the coach at the time, and Bryan's career was managed by his father. 

Posing as an attorney, Whackhead along with Bryan's dad call Rassie and lay down a ridiculous set of demands that he has to meet before Bryan officially joins the team. 

Gems include that Bryan only eats imported oranges from Spain and he never ties his own rugby boots. 

Catch Whackhead's Prank, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings!