Mrs Alioto lets her Freak Flag Fly; The Trumps find a nice little 75,000 sq foot Mar-a-Lago 2 in Novo Mesto, Slovenia; Trump will deport all protestors to Berkeley and deport all immigrants in the order in which they came to America while Lyle challenges the notion that creation occured around 6 pm on October 23, 4004 BC--

Columnist R.E. Graswich of the Sacramento alienates the audience, UC Davis's Dean Keith Simonton on bringing your inner genius out, Lina Fat represents California Fat's Fat City and the man who blisters in the shade, Gordon Gano and the Violent Femmes--

From the home of the Iowa Hawkeyes Corn Bowl it's

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RFK jr roasted to a fine crisp

Lysistrata: The Peloponnesian War is easy, comedy is hard

No reference to sitting in undies on the bed

Siri with the bird feet, Giuliani with the bird brain, Schrodinger is right and wrong simultaneously, when your inheritance is your hairline, Trump proves there's plenty of rest for the wicked-

The Siri Sandhi also Siri Paddana (pronounced: Siri Paadhdhana) or Epic of Siri is an epic poem in the Tulu language. Consisting of 15,683 lines of poetry, it is the longest poem in Tulu. The epic is essentially a biography of a legendary Bunt[1] princess Siri Alvedi and expands to describe the fate of her progeny – son Kumara, daughter Sonne and grand daughters Abbage and Darage. The epic declares Siri's divinity and also that of her progeny and she is worshipped as a Daiva goddess) across Tulu Nadu region of South West India in temples known as Adi Alade. Siri is the patron deity of the Tulu people.

Abraham Lincoln is not interested in Miriam at the Rudnick Passover Dinner-

In lieu of meeting behind the athletic shed-