What The Folklore?

This is a follow-up from "The Twelve Wild Ducks," where we start to piece the master fairy tale timeline together. This week's story "The Snake and the King's Daughter" immediately follows last week's. There's no other way.

Suggested talking points: Snake Skitchin’, Intern Guards, Kingly Kicks, Vague Butt Pockets, Hold Your Breath Forever, Hungry Celestial Bodies, Ol’ Uncle Shedra, Ebolamon, Reverse-Sweeping, Evil Ex-Wife Powers: Activate, Whistled Your Jimmies

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An excerpt of unused material taken from episode 43 of "What the Folklore?", wherein we turn NASCAR into a tool for education, develop a new, Cesarean method for business hierarchies, and figure out just what is going on with Old People Neck Wattles.

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This week we're taking a look at the biggest missed opportunity of Shayamalan's career, with the dopest twist in a fairy tale ever. Come along for the crazy ride, and learn some important lessons about what consenting to magical contracts means, guidelines for surviving a marriage, and how to tell how hold someone is by their bed. In episode 42 of "What the Folklore?" we read "The Twelve Wild Ducks."

Suggested talking points: Duck sixshooter, Norwegian westerns, nosebleeds like a lady, upholstered fences, non-consensual troll witch, Dread Pirate Snow White, breach of genie contract, weirdness barometer, the Ducking Hour, bedrings, specific history loops, punchin' in to duck time, reverse were​​-duck situation, baby cannibalism pass

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An excerpt of unused material taken from several different episodes of "What the Folklore?", wherein we examine laws regarding gun-shaped parking lots, exonerate flags of wrongdoing, hear the tale of Rumplestilskitten, and test our legitimate blades on the filthy rabble of feudal Japan

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Hold onto something, this is a convoluted one: we're about to watch discrimination happen across race, species, even genus. We also ask some very important scientific questions, that no one knew we needed answers to. In episode 41 of "What the Folklore?" we read "The Boys with the Golden Stars."

Suggested talking points: DEFCON Dahl, Folklore Grant Proposals, The Effects of Violent Videogames on Sheep, Skin like Curdled Milk, The Wedding Room, King Uggo, The Hotbod Empire, Sensory Deprivation Birth, Heir Bud, Quick Bed Cooldowns, Fish Willis, Strong-Man Wizard Tweens

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An excerpt of unused material taken from episode 40 of "What the Folklore?" in which we read "The Boys with the Golden Stars", wherein we elucidate the origins of Cronkite-Senpai, remember how stupid the name "Jerrica" is, find some unwilling opponents to sate Gordie's card game addiction, yearn for a day we can see an Anime Peter Dinklage, and concoct another youtube show for Cricket, "CAT STRATS!"

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If your friend is literally named Malice, that should probably be a warning sign to you. Especially when he starts doing you favors, like offering to teach you a king's secret dance. In episode 40 of "What the Folklore?" we read "Bouki Dances the Kokioko" which is just a rush for everyone to figure out a king's super special dance tech.

Suggested talking points: Folklore Geneva convention, Fairy tale king syndrome, the Quentin Tarantino of dance, stupid dance contests, Malice the Gardener, So You Think You King Dance, the hammer samba shuffle

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An excerpt of unused material taken from episode 40 of "What the Folklore?" in which we read "Bouki Dances the Kokioko" wherein we discuss the rules to get into heaven (it's children's card games) and seek Peter Gabriel's advice.

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This episode ended up being oddly Laurence Fishburne-centric. Somehow. Maybe because this whole story, "Tsarevna Frog," is a pretty good parallel to the Matrix. Except it has frogs in it.

Suggested talking points: Birthday Name Re-training, The Omnipresent Laurence Fishburne, TV Writing Machine, Tsar-Tsar Binks, Aggressive Marriage Proposals, Huge Tracts of Land, Laurence Fishburne the Frog, Waitress Speed-dial, The Indescribable Loaf, BYORug, Wonderball, Hey, It’s Laurence Fishburne Again, The Yagaverse, Coachella The Deathless, Frog Princess Reloaded, Laurence Fishburne Gets the Final Word

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An excerpt of unused material taken from episode 39 of "What the Folklore?" in which we read " Tsarevna Frog" wherein we compare insectoid-based Dreamworks movies starring aged comedians, examine the effects drugs have had on David Bowie's life, min/max Gordie's birthday stat points, celebrate the filmography of Chris Tucker, and envision an episode of warring Bounty Hunter shows.

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