What the Hell Happened to Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick warns the villagers about the return of his old nemesis. Joes finds out being a dad is exactly what he expected. Lev is happy to get the ol' band back together for his high school reunion. Who's he most afraid of running into there? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Moana' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/MOANA-AKA-Blu-ray-Aulii-Cravalho/dp/B01MAZGLMP/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Music from "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion

"Artists are the Greatest People" by Flight of the Conchords

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick is filled with rants for a movie he admits is 'not that bad.' So it seems that he's just an angry person by nature. Joe and Lev reminisce about missed opportunities on 9/11. What were they missing out on because of a national tragedy? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Central Intellignece' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/Central-Intelligence-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B01H4FJQ2G

Music from "Killing Me Softly with his Song" by Fugees

"Sixteen Candles' by The Four Seasons

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe feels better but now is paranoid his life will become a disaster movie. Patrick hates, surprise surprise, 3D and must tell everyone why. Lev keeps quiet because he secretly loves 3D. How do 3D glasses further storytelling? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'San Andreas' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/San-Andreas-Blu-ray-Brad-Peyton/dp/B00YHRMI3O

Music from "California Dreamin' (Codeko Remix)" by Freischwimmer and The Mamas & The Papas

"Good Wife Theme' by David Buckley

"Phyllis Theme" by Eustace

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Director Braden Schlueter returns to discuss James Wan's horror skills, and presumably 'Furious 7' at some point. Joe has to call out sick, but Lev thinks he's faking. What does Lev's investigation uncover? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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You can find out all about Braden Schlueter on instagram @Braden.Kimble

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Furious 7' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 4K: https://www.amazon.com/Furious-7-Blu-ray-Vin-Diesel/dp/B01MYN2XY8/ref=sr_1_10?dchild=1&keywords=furious+7&qid=1611521232&s=movies-tv&sr=1-10

Music from "Family Matters Theme" by Jesse Frederick

"Stairway to Bitches" = 'Stairway to Hip-Hop Heaven' by Gramatik and 'Stairway to Heaven' by Led Zeppelin with 'Move Bitch Get Out the Way' by Ludacris

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Mr. Geromini pops in again to school Hollywood on the finer details of mythology. Patrick remembers his sword and sandal glory days. Joe is jealous. Who is he jealous of? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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You can find out all about Mr. Geromini's various wacky adventures at http://blog.paulgeromini.com/

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Hercules' is available on DVD, Blu-ray, and (I guess) 3D: https://www.amazon.com/Hercules-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B00M263SFE/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Hercules+Movies+rock&qid=1610689387&sr=8-1

Music from "Zero to Hero" and "That's the Gospel Truth" by Alan Menken

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick surprised at a comeback made by a long-term companion. Joe tries a bit that doesn't work out, but casualties were kept to a minimum. Lev is surprised by a news story that indirectly features his old college roommate that was also a bear. What kind of bear? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Empire State' is available direct to DVD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdREU9iKwo

Music from "Peter Potamus Theme" by Hoyt Curtin

Señor Burns (Long Version) (w Tito Puente & His Latin Jazz Ensemble) by ALF CLAUSEN/BILL OAKLEY/JOSH WEINSTEIN

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick brings in the New Year by being confused at the movie he watched. Joe pretends to know what's going on. Lev, as usual, falls asleep before the ball drops. How close was he to making to midnight? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2021. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Fast & Furious 6' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Fast-Furious-6-Blu-ray-DVD/dp/B00FL34BLU/ref=sr_1_10_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=Fast+%26+Furious+6&qid=1609556523&s=movies-tv&sr=1-10-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzSDVHVVcyNk1VRFJFJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMjk0OTI0MzRXUzc4S1RLUlAyVCZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMTEzNTU2MUMzTDg4Tk1ZU0Y0ViZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX210ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=

Music from "Fastlane" by King Ghidorah feat. Biolante

"Space Ho's" by Danger Doom

-RIP MF Doom-

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe is off being merry with the family, but Patrick was a good boy this year and Santa brought him two wonderful guests for this week's episode. Producer Tina Bui and Director Angel Gu. What is Michael Bay's version of the American Dream? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Find artful director Angel Gu on Instagram @angelchipscat

Find super-producer Tina Bui on Instagram @tinakbui

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Pain & Gain' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Pain-Gain-Blu-ray-Mark-Wahlberg/dp/B01M27LITI/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=pain+and+gain+blu+ray&qid=1609048186&s=movies-tv&sr=1-1

Music from "Pain and Gain - Retribution Song" by Ed Du Bois (yes, the detective from a movie wrote a song about the event of the movie)

"Amish Paradise" by 'Weird' Al Yankovic

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick is confused when his local pizza shop disappears. Joe worries that the Rock's hunger for franchises will never be satiated. Lev takes many angry complaints from a caller, Joe Cobra. Who is this mysterious prank caller? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (in 3D?): https://www.amazon.com/G-I-Joe-Retaliation-Blu-ray-UltraViolet/dp/B005LAII4E/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Music from "A-Team Theme" by Mike Post and Pete Carpenter

"The Ballad of GI Joe" from Funny or Die

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick and Joe talk about everything and anything that is not this week's move? What food is Ron Howard most similar too? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?'

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Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Snitch' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Snitch-Blu-ray-UltraViolet-Digital-Copy/dp/B00BUC4VS4/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1607576527&sr=1-8

Music from "Mail" & "Brick in Yo' Face" by Stitches

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