What the Hell Happened to Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Lev tries to convince Joe to 'pimp' his ride, but may have ulterior motives. Patrick is too busy to notice as he is mourning the quarantine-based early exit on the current season of 'The Good Fight.'

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Gridiron Gang' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (watch it now!) https://www.amazon.com/Gridiron-Gang-Blu-ray-Leon-Rippy/dp/B000KLQUWQ/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Music from "Super Bowl Shuffle" by Chicago Bears Sufflin' Crew

"San Diego Super Chargers Theme" by Jerry Marcellino and David Sieff

"Dick van Dyke Show Theme" by Earle Hagen

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Just this one time: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE. DO NOT RESEARCH THE MOVIE WHILE FINDING IT. JUST WATCH IT. DO IT. NOW.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Southland Tales' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (watch it now!) https://www.amazon.com/Southland-Tales-Blu-ray-Sarah-Gellar/dp/B001F7Q4HU/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=southland+tales&qid=1599967128&sr=8-2

Music from "Channel Z" by The B-52s

"Mad World" by Roland Orzabal

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Mr. Geromini returns to the cast and quickly becomes jealous of Joe's baby who drops in last minute to the studio. Lev discovers he hates babysitting. Patrick has become a hat?

You can find out all about Mr. Geromini's various wacky adventures at http://blog.paulgeromini.com/

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Doom' is available on Blu-ray and DVD athttps://www.amazon.com/Unrated-Extended-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B001M9ELOY/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=doom+movie&qid=1599363109&sr=8-2

Music from "The King Awaits" by Forrest Fire

"Invader Zim Doom Song Metal Cover" by Psychostick

"Mr. Ed Theme" by Jay Livingston

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe regrets his life choices. Patrick reckons with the old man living inside his shoe. Lev sells the hosts identity to fuel his spice addiction.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Walking Tall' is available on Blu-ray and VHS (hipster?) at https://www.amazon.com/Walking-Special-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B07C5QV7D9/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Music from "I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash

"Perfect Strangers (Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now)" by Bennet Salvay

"Polovtsian Dances" by Alexander Borodin

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe reminisces about forgettable things. Patrick reconnects with his long lost brother James Van der Beek. Lev keeps quiet and carries a big stick.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Rundown' is available on Blu-ray and VHS (hipster?) at https://www.amazon.com/Rundown-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/6317632812/ref=sr_1_12?dchild=1&keywords=rundown&qid=1598157950&sr=8-12

Music from "Psycho Killer" by The Talking Heads

"I Ran (So Far Away)" by A Flock of Seagulls

"I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick derails the conversation every chance he gets because of a bet he lost to a sailor. Joe misses ice cream. Lev discovers a new meditation technique that has dangerous consequences for one of our hosts. Which one? Find out by listening to this week's episode!

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Scorpion King' is available on Blu-ray and 4K (for no good reason) at https://www.amazon.com/Scorpion-King-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B001A4VH3Y/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=scorpion+king&qid=1597564026&s=movies-tv&sr=1-8

Music from "Mesopotamia" by The B-52s

"Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe breaks Patrick down and they begin a new season of the show. Patrick tries to change his identity when he realizes what he is getting himself into. Lev finds a pair of sunglasses on the sidewalk which he believes is giving him the ability to read minds.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Mummy Returns' is available on Blu-ray and and 4K (why not) at https://www.amazon.com/The-Mummy-Returns-Blu-ray/dp/B0777Z6ND1/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=https://www.amazon.com/Mummy-Returns-Widescreen-Collectors/dp/B00003CXTA

Music from "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" with lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy and music by Nat Simon; performed by The Four Lads

"Beauty's Wicked Wiles" written by Masayoshi Soken

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. When Joe finally returns to the podcast after two years, Patrick throws him a welcome back party inspired by the 'Facts of Life' reunion special. Filmmaker and Matrix sequels apologist Braden interrupts the bromance to hoping to have a rational discussion; which proves to be his fatal mistake. Lev forgets how to work the program he needs for remote mixing, but eases concerns by telling everyone that they sound great.

Hang out with Braden on Instagram: @braden.kimble

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Uncut Gems' is available for streaming on Netflix, and on Blu-ray at https://www.amazon.com/Uncut-Gems-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B083TLY4DT/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=uncut+gems&qid=1596087149&sr=8-8

Music from "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" written by Pink Floyd

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" written by Lennon-McCartney; performed by Twisted Pine

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe is still on break because his son is milking this 'being an infant' thing. Filmmakers Raghav and Kaila enter the Sandlerdome to throw shade at streaming services. Patrick forgets where he left his iguana. Lev's attempts to avoid the pandemic have him mixing from home and somewhat ironically, yet inexplicably, breaking his collar bone.

Hang out with Kaila on Instagram: kailag22

Raghav think longform.org is the new T (am I using that right?)

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Murder Mystery' is available for streaming on Netflix, and... that's probably the only place actually. You know how the big red N can be.

Music from "Back in the 90s" written by Grouplove; ending credits for Bojack Horseman

"The Avengers Theme" written by Alan Silvestri; performed by Joosebox

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe takes a break to make sure his infant son doesn't die due to being a floppy newborn. Valerie Royer and Zach Wu join Patrick in order to help him befriend the polar bear in his back yard. Lev makes a sandwich. What did he put on it? Find out by listening to this week's episode.

Hang out with Valerie on Instagram: valswag520

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Hotel Transylvania 3' is available for streaming on Netflix. For the elderly, you can find it on disc on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Hotel-Transylvania-Blu-ray-Genndy-Tartakovsky/dp/B07DXRW6MM/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Clips from 'Hotel Transylvania 3' Music from "This is Halloween" written by Danny Elfman; performed by Marilyn Manson and Panic at the Disco

"The Firebird Suite" by Igor Stravinsky

Artwork from BJ West

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