What the Hell Happened to Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Bob comes back to the podcast and then quickly regrets it. Joe discovers his fear of bats. Then realizes his fear is a forbidden love. Patrick worries that he's trapped and his life has no meaning. Will Adam Sandler and Chris Rock reveal the way to spiritual happiness? Find out on this weeks episode.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in June 2018. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Week Of' is available for streaming on Netflix.

Clips from 'The Week Of' Music from "Calendar" and "Discordance" by Paris Combo

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Kerry returns again to break Joe's heart by ruthlessly defending the merits of 90s classic 'Dante's Peak.' Lev has collected some listener reviews for Patrick to share with the crew. Does he have a secret admirer? Find out on this week's episode! Also admirer is an annoying word to spell.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2018. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)' is available for streaming on Netflix.

Clips from 'The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)' Music from "Thunderbolt Main Theme" and "Oh God. I'm Alone." by Naruyoshi Kikuchi

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Dr. Johnathan Quacklebottom, D.D.S. has never once filled a patient's nose with hot coffee. 4 out of 5 clients prefer cold beverages in their orifices and Dr. Quacklebottom always respects the statistics. Also Patrick and Joe and Lev talk about a movie - same old, same old. Listen to find out blah, blah, blah.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Sandy Wexler' is available for streaming on Netflix.

Clips from 'Sandy Wexler' Music from "Take Care of Business" and "I Can't See Nobody" by Nina Simone

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe plays a game with Patrick to see if he can tell the difference between Ana Gasteyer and Katherine Hahn. Only one of them was in this movie, which also included a surprise appearance from Michael Chiklis. Adam Sandler was in this movie too, but Lev has a hard time understanding what his character's profession was. Find out the mind-shattering truth by listening to this week's episode!

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Do-Over' is available for streaming on Netflix.

Clips from 'The Do-Over' Music from "Stingray Theme" by Barry Gray "Number 6 Throned" by Ron Grainer

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Dementia sets in as Joe and Patrick try to figure out if a poop joke can ever be funny. Lev tries to fit an entire fish into his mouth and just pull out the fish bones. Patrick is forced to defend the honor of Patrick McGoohan. From what menace? You'll have to listen to this week's episode to find out!

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Ridiculous 6' is available for streaming on Netflix.

Clips from 'The Ridiculous 6' Music from "Blue Funk" by Tsuneo Imahori, performed by Dr. Donuts and L'Estasi Dell'oro by Ennio Morricone

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Watch as Joe and Patrick navigate their way through the swiftly resolved racial tension of this animated sequel. Meanwhile Patrick's contemplation of his morality is derailed by stuffed-crust pizza. All while Joe tries to figure out how a human baby survives in a bat belly. You too can find out by listening to this week's episode!

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in February 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Hotel Transylvania 2' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Hotel-Transylvania-2-Blu-ray-DVD/dp/B014TC60LC/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Clips from 'Hotel Transylvania 2' Music from "Ordinary Guy (Theme of 'Kevin Can Wait')" by Michael DelGuidice and "The Munsters theme song" by Jack Marshall

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick laments that they can't talk about Cheers this week. Joe argues that Mrs. Pacman should have had more screen time. Lev switches the wireless mics to the wrong frequency and overhears a possible murder plot. Will he be able to convince the others before it's too late? Listen to this weeks episode to find out!

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in January 2017. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Pixels' available on DVD, streaming, and Blu-ray (and 3D I guess): https://www.amazon.com/Pixels-3D-Blu-ray-UltraViolet/dp/B012DWS874

Clips from 'Pixels' Music from "Chrono Trigger" by Yasunori Mitsuda and "One-winged Angel" by Nobuo Uematsu

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Quixotic United cinematographer Alberto D'Agostino stops by to help discover the origins of what might be the beginning of the Sandler Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, Patrick is on double-duty as he has to defend both his inability to text and his difficulty with remember people's names. Lev asks for a moment of silence to mourn the passing of Fidel Castro. How does everybody else react? Listen to this week's episode to find out!

You can find out more information about Alberto at www.albertodagostino.com

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Cobbler' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Cobbler-Adam-Sandler/dp/B00T6QFMUW

Clips from 'The Cobbler' Music from "Last Dinosaur" and "Little Busters" by The Pillows

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Special guest Kerry Howell pays a visit to help the guys perfect their pickup lines. Joe worries he might be secretly a mole-person while Patrick tries to figure our why every pie he makes ends up tasting like cement. Lev's doing fine though. Wanna know what the best years of life are. Find out if it's high school on this week's episode!

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Men, Women, & Children' available on DVD, streaming, and Blu-ray for less than $100,000: https://www.amazon.com/Men-Women-Children-Blu-ray-Digital/dp/B00NGL7JPE/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Clips from 'Man, Women & Children' Music from "Speak (Migi's Theme)" by Ken Arai and "Orphans no Namida" by MISIA

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Jiminy's last day happened at a non-disclosed time and the gang celebrates by doing a podcast on Adam Sandler's conclusion to his Drew Berrymore trilogy. Listen as Bob shows up to help everyone understand Jurassic World's popularity. Patrick dresses up as a clown to scare people. Will Joe be his first victim? Find out on this week's episode!

You can find out more information about Bob at www.bobskerry.com

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2016. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Blended' available on DVD, streaming, and unnecessarily on Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Blended-Blu-ray-DVD-Digital-HD/dp/B00K2CHRWK

Clips from 'Blended' Music from "Crazy Sunshine" by The Pillows and "Day After Day" by Hooverphonic

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