What the Hell Happened to Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick loses his mind over a common household item. Joe expresses a Patrick-amount of anger over one actress' performance. Lev debates switching the format of the podcast to cover less Adam Sandler and more football. What's Joe's newest sensationalist publication? Listen to find out on this week's episode.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Reign Over Me' available on DVD (widescreen edition), streaming, and a refreshingly affordable Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Reign-Over-Blu-ray-Rae-Allen/dp/B000QFCCRI/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Clips from 'Reign Over Me' Music from "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley and "I Wonder" by King Geedorah feat. Hassan Chops

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe and Patrick discuss the over use of Bed, Bath, and Beyond as a punchline before coming to terms with the fact that time-travel makes no sense. Joe discovers that his father might be a walrus. Lev is worried that his spider bite will give him Spider-man powers.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Click' - available on DVD, streaming, and apparently Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Click-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B000HT3JNY/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1501471807&sr=1-2

Clips from 'It's a Wonderful Life' Music from "Saturn Barz" by Gorillaz

"Come and Knock on my Door" by Ray Charles & Julia Rinker

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick takes shots at everybody. He is on an unstoppable rampage and Joe tries his best to quiet the raging beast, but many sacred cows will be sacrificed on the pyre. Tune in to see who will fall victim to his ire on this week's episode.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'The Longest Yard' - Available on DVD and streaming (but not Blu-ray): https://www.amazon.com/Longest-Yard-Widescreen-Adam-Sandler/dp/B000A0GP0Y

Clips from 'The Longest Yard' Music from "Oakland Raiders Theme"

"Miami Dolphins Fight Song" by T-Pain

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe and Patrick are clearly on acid drugs during the weirdest opening of this podcast's brief history. Watch the dynamic duo (and Lev) do everything in their power to avoid talking about the movie 'Spanglish.' And for good reason. Also, everybody, remember that Ham exists and that it is awesome!*

*Ham may be a perennial sponsor of this podcast.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Spanglish' available on DVD, streaming, and a 'Choice' Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Spanglish-Blu-ray-Paz-Vega/dp/B01LTI05GA/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Clips from 'Rush Hour 2'

Music from "Shi Kuretto Karuma SERENADE" by Yasushi Ishii from 'Hellsing.'

"On My Way" by Rusted Root

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe and Patrick can't remember that they've seen Drew Barrymore in a previous Adam Sandler film. Joe is completely bored because the movie was so long, so he attempts to start a money laundering operation. Patrick demands to know why Rob Schneider still finds work. And if none of that sounds particularly appetizing, then know that there will be an adorable penguin.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'50 First Dates' available on DVD, and oddly nothing else just yet: https://www.amazon.com/50-First-Dates-Widescreen-Special/dp/B0001Z3TXE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1499635100&sr=8-2&keywords=50+first+dates

Clips from '50 First Dates'

Music from "Hawaii 5-0 Theme Song" by Morton Stevens, performed by Brian Tyler and Keith Power

"God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick debates the value of genitalia as comic fodder, while Joe recites a monologue once performed by the incomparable Werner Hertzog. Patrick then loses his sanity trying to prove to Joe and Lev that Hollywood's glamorization of portraying lunatics as romantics will be the doom a whole generation. Listen to find out who loses something irreplaceable during a disagreement over Jack Nicholson's best roles.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Anger Management' available on DVD, streaming, and a refreshingly affordable Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Anger-Management-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B00153ZRHW/ref=sr_1_2_twi_blu_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1499634374&sr=8-2&keywords=anger+management+movie

Clips from 'Anger Management' Music from "St. Anger" by Metallica and "Jet Song" from West Side Story - book by Arthur Laurents, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim, directed by Robert Wise and Jerome Robbins

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick has to come to terms with what he has just seen and must understand that he can never unsee it. Lev thinks he has found a treasure map. Mr. Roper learns that Patrick is actually a straight man sharing an apartment with two single women. Joe finally grows a pair. Of what? Listen to find out all the scandalous details.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Eight Crazy Nights' available on DVD, streaming, and a Choice Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Sandlers-Eight-Crazy-Nights-Blu-ray/dp/B01LTHYOFE/ref=sr_1_3?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1498417463&sr=1-3&keywords=eight+crazy+nights

Clips from 'Eight Crazy Nights' Music from "Good Stuff" & "Hot Pants Explosion" by The B-52s

Artwork from BJ West

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Commentary for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler.

*Live-ish (only applicable for the time of this recording)

Joe and Patrick had a hard time getting through 'Eight Crazy Nights' so they decided to team up and watch it together. Their commentary will sync up perfectly and maybe this will help you sit through the whole movie as well. Just listen for the beep and then start the movie.

Good luck and Godspeed.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Eight Crazy Nights' available on DVD, streaming, and a Choice Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Sandlers-Eight-Crazy-Nights-Blu-ray/dp/B01LTHYOFE/ref=sr_1_3?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1498417463&sr=1-3&keywords=eight+crazy+nights

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. At long last Patrick and Joe get to sink their teeth into arguably Sandler's best film. Learn what happens when a master takes Sandler's routine and finds a way to ground it in a low-stakes, high-tension world. Joe unnecessarily takes pot-shots at Johnny Depp. Find out why Joe is dodging Patrick's phone calls on this overly-analytic episode (pod-isode?).

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Punch-Drunk Love' - Sandler has finally cracked into the Criterion: https://www.amazon.com/Punch-Drunk-Love-Criterion-Collection-Blu-ray/dp/B01KGR18QG/ref=sr_1_2?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1498416885&sr=1-2&keywords=punch+drunk+love

Clips from 'Punch-Drunk Love' Music from "Hana" by Asa-Chang & Junray

"Einstein on the Beach - Knee 5" by Philip Glass

Artwork from BJ West

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Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick reveals major spoilers for 'Alien: Resurrection' to special guest Casey Diedrich during this exciting podcast for an underwhelming movie. The group is entirely confused by Winona Ryder's change in hairstyle - is this a case of an actress going too deep into character or a producer who couldn't care less. Listen to find out who has an impassioned speech trying to unspindle the various and unsatisfying plot threads of this Adam Sandler opus. Plus, breaking news, rich people are bad guys.

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2015. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly.

'Mr. Deeds' available on DVD, streaming, and a reasonably priced Blu-ray: https://www.amazon.com/Mr-Deeds-Blu-ray-Adam-Sandler/dp/B004BH1F1Q/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1498415957&sr=1-2

Clips from 'Mr. Deeds Goes to Town' Music from "Lunch Lady Land" by Adam Sandler

"Satoshi Nakamoto" by Gramatik feat. Adrian Lau & ProbCaus

Artwork from BJ West

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