What the HELL Were You Thinking?

What the HELL Were You Thinking?

By Dave BledsoeComedyTV & FilmHistory
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What the HELL Were You Thinking? episodes

  • Episode 105: "Scumbag Steve"
    EPISODE 105: “SCUMBAG STEVE”
    This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets into a power struggle for the future direction of this podcast only to find no one cares enough to fight with him. On the show this week we discuss the future direction of White House Chief Strategy Steve Bannon (Hint: reimbursement for moving expenses) and the war between him and the Globalist Cucks.
    Along the way we learn about Dave’s short lived career in being the Power Behind the Throne (He should’ve voted for Pedro) and about the Great Houses playing the Game of Trump. (You win or you move onto a lucrative career appearing on Fox News). We eat a little crow over our support of bombing Syria and wonder who the fuck told Trump about the Mother of All Bombs. (Hint: Fox News). We worry about how long it will take for the morons in power to get into a War in Korea, or Syria, or Iran, or California. (Soon, real soon.)
    Our sponsor this week is Select-Tiv, all the memories fit to exonerate. We open with some thoughts on memory and close with with an anthem to all the Scumbag Steves or the world.
    Citations Needed: Scotch?, What his sign?, Old Dogs, New Money.
    Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
    The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
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    22 min
  • Episode 104: Highway to the Friend Zone
    Show Notes Episode #104: “Highway to the Friend Zone”
    This week host Dave Bledsoe wants you to know it’s not you, it’s him, he is a selfish immature jerk who will die alone. On the show this week we deep dive into the idea that men and women can never be friends because women exist only to be vessels for our Holy Seed.
    Along the way, we discover the future of White People (Hint: GOLF COURSES!) and how a televangelist can avoid sexing up the hookers with the Church credit card. (Think chemical castration.) We learn why Mike Pence will not do a taco date with strange women, even if they are not lying in ponds and way more about Dave’s sexual history than any reasonable person would EVER want to know. (The horror....the horror…) We also get a full explanation of the patriarchy and why it exists. (Ancient Greeks liked young boys, hated women.)
    Our sponsor this week is Emotional Maturity, grow the fuck up, problem solved. We open the show with a pathetic young man annoying young women and close with War. The band, not the armed conflict.
    Citations Needed: You’re like a brother in Christ to me, Fiene is a Weenie!, Next time take the blue one, The 70’s Never Died. Make me Some Pie
    Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
    The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
    The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/
    The Show on Soundcloud
    www.whatthehellpodcast.com
    Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5313785
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    35 min
  • Episode 103: "Better the Devin You Know"
    Show Notes Episode #103: “Better the Devin You Know”
    This week Host Dave Bledsoe searches for the truth only to discover it will not in fact set you free, but will actually cost $29.99 plus a small shipping and handling fee. On the show we dig into the ongoing saga of the Trump investigations in Congress and why Devin Nunes is so protective of the President. (Hint: Juicey Juice!)
    Along the way discover the right and wrong way to investigate a crime. (Did you know you can’t hit suspects with a phone book anymore because there are no phone books?) We learn why Paul Ryan is so committed to keeping Trump in power. (He is a sad, pathetic little man.) and that the Senate might just stand up to Emperor Tangerine.
    Additionally, there are Presidential peccadilloes through history, Mike Flynn’s totally not criminal actions requiring immunity from prosecution and rather a lot about WalMarts and Home Depots. Grab your Capris Sun and toll house cookies and settle in for the show!
    We also want to shout out to our friends from the Stupid Human Suits podcast on the Cave Comedy Radio Network, who had Dave Bledsoe in studio to talk about vomiting at crime scenes, many things dog related and of course the importance of phlegm in podcasting, Check out their show and hear what a good podcast sounds like. Also, they lead to a genuine famous person liking the show’s Facebook page, which is as close to the big time as we are going to get.
    Our sponsor this week is A-Clue, pointing out the blindingly obvious to the blatantly stupid. We open with Bunk Moreland’s interrogation style and close with Charlie Daniels.
    Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
    The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
    The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/
    The Show on Soundcloud
    www.whatthehellpodcast.com
    Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5313785
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    28 min
  • Episode 102b "Old Men Yell At Cloud"
    Show Notes Episode 102b: “Old Men Yell At Cloud”
    In our very first interview show host Dave Bledsoe is joined in studio by an old friend, who discovers how sad it is be on a low rated podcast. Together they explore the agony of aging, the pain of politics and debate the hot topics that resonate with today’s youth: namely the Fourth Doctor and the best host of Mystery Science Theater 3000. (The original not the reboot)
    Along the way we learn about fine whisky, debate the existence of the Pee Tape and go down some strange paths into the mind of Middle Aged Gen X men. (We are so very scared!)
    We want to thank Andrew Roedell for busting the show’s guest cherry, and for talking Dave out of giving Gavin that Purple Nurple. Bullies are bad!
    Our sponsor is Nostalgall, a droning you to sleep with boring stories of our youth. We open with Abe Simpson and close with Bowling for Soup
    Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
    The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
    The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/
    The Show on Soundcloud
    www.whatthehellpodcast.com
    Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5313785
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    33 min
  • Episode 102: "Putting the FUN In Fundamentalism"
    EPISODE 102: “Putting the FUN In Fundamentalism”
    This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets right with Jesus, no not THAT Jesus, but Jesus Alvarez the guy in 4C who he pissed off last week playing Phil Collins for four hours straight. (Jesus Forgive!) On the show this week, we look at the theorized death of atheism due to low birth rate. Apparently, atheist aren’t getting laid enough. (Ain’t that the truth!)
    Along the way we look at the history of religion in the United States and how it influenced our society. (Hint: Abolition Good, Prohibition Bad) We learn how Dave could own his own Gulfstream (Think D. Ron Bledsoe) and why he was never Baptized. (Hint: Lack of trust) There is also discussion of Vacation Bible School, how playing D&D can keep kids in Church and the future of religion in America.
    Keep an eye on your podcast feed for our first interview show later this weekend. We wanted it for tonight but realized we would be too drunk to edit when we’re done recording.
    Our Sponsor this week is Christ 2.0, a Divine for Modern Times, we open the show with a Crazy YouTube Guy and close with NOFX.
    Citations Needed: So much patheos, Pew...pew pew, So Euro, Christmas and Easter?, Not even then, Not MLK, How We Believe.
    Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
    The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
    The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/
    The Show on Soundcloud
    www.whatthehellpodcast.com
    Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5313785
    The Show Line: 347 687 9601

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    27 min
  • Episode 101: Semper Douchebagus
    SHOW NOTES EPISODE 101: “Semper Douchebagus”
    This week Host Dave Bledsoe goes back to Basic for remedial training, only discover he is now too fat and out of shape even for the Air Force. On the show this week we discuss the revolting Marines United Scandal and wonder what the fuck is wrong with these people. (Hint:They have penises.)
    Along the way we debate the morality of taking and sharing naked photos (No biggie unless you look like Dave). We learn about the Uniform Code of Military Justice and why Leroy Jethro GIbbs cannot do any of the cool shit you see on television. (Hint: He’s not REAL.) Finally we settle once and for all the question over women in combat with this realization: Almost ANY woman is more fit to serve in combat that Dave was.
    All of this plus the history of woman in the military, who is leaving all the Mountain Dew cans all over the stupid and the horrible image of podcast host in a thong! We can wait for the vomiting to stop before you click play.
    This week’s Sponsor is RepSecure, protecting your online identity through intimidation and punishment. We open the show with Colonel Nathan Jessup and close with Mr. Jimmy Buffett.
    Citations Needed: No code or honor, Tailhook, Aberdeen, Leonard Wood, Lackland and why this shit is still going on.
    Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
    The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
    The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/
    The Show on Soundcloud
    www.whatthehellpodcast.com
    Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5313785
    The Show Line: 347 687 9601

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    29 min
  • Episode 100: What the HELL Was I Thinking
    SHOW NOTES Episode #100: “What the HELL Was I Thinking?”
    This week Dave Bledsoe wakes up, stumbles past the empty whiskey bottles and takes a long look in the mirror and finally asks himself what the hell was he thinking? (Hint: I need to clean up all the empty bottles). On the show this week we look back at 100 Episode of a low rated podcast and what we’ve learned. (Hint: We need to get out of the house more.)
    Along the way, we learn about the history of podcasting from the early form of Dave getting drunk and recording himself with his friends to a more evolved form of Dave getting drunk and recording himself alone. (It’s evolved because he learned it is cheaper to drink alone.) We also discover that the iPod was NOT the original name Steve Jobs preferred, we find that podcasts are where failed radio DJ’s go to die, and just that Dennis Miller deserves an Executive Producer credit on this show. (Sane Dennis Miller, not current Dennis.) We also look forward to the inevitable death of podcasting with a quiet, desperate longing.
    Our show is sponsored this week by all of sponsors, without whom you would be listening to a much better show. We open with Howard Stern’s wisdom on the podcast format and close with the Greatest American Hero. (Not Reagan, settle down!)
    Citations Needed: Alas, we never knew ye, And now a word from our sponsors
    Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
    The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
    The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/
    The Show on Soundcloud
    www.whatthehellpodcast.com
    The Show Line: 347 687 9601

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    30 min
  • Episode 99: America By Gaslight
    SHOW NOTES EPISODE 99: “America By Gaslight”
    This week Host Dave Bledsoe meets the nicest boy who really loves him and is not at all after him for his podcasting money, only to lose the boy upon him learning there is no money in podcasts. On the show this week we talk Donny’s Big Speech in front of Congress where he finally became President, we mean after winning a narrow election and being sworn in and stuff, but NOW he totally the President, they said so on the cables!
    Along the way we discuss how badly the pundits of America need things to be normal, they can’t stand all this fighting between Mommy America and Daddy Trump. We discuss monkey masturbation habits, how even Gavin could sound presidential if the right person wrote the speech (We are thinking Jon Favreau. The actor, not the speechwriter, we loved him as Gutter in PCU) and topically: Tom Selleck's irrigation habits. (Good GOD Magnum!) We also learn what do when you catch your neighbor shitting on your lawn, not his dog but your actual neighbor. (Different rules apply.) Finally we learn how Mister Roger’s Neighborhood was a hotbed of Maoist communism! (McCarthy was right! Melissa not Joe, she was always suspicious of Fred)
    Our sponsor this week is Reality Disconnect, making a lies true through repetition. We open with Gaslight and close with Quiet Riot. Trust us, there is a connection.
    Citations Needed: Fuck this guy, and this guy, double fuck him, triple fuck him, she’s cool, fuck them, you know what fuck everybody!
    Show Music: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense
    The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast
    The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/
    The Show on Soundcloud
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    The Show Line: 347 687 9601

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    31 min

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