Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan talk about the true tragedy of Rosalie, unfortunate daddy kinks, and also, Ryan says "laSAGna" like 50 times.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan discuss SMeyer's dreams, how important editing is, and most importantly, whether or not this chapter is bad.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast so Ryan stops crying at night.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan talk about superstitious old man Billy Black, Edward and Alice sniffing Bella's clothes, and Laura temporarily forgets what a door jam is.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. After possibly the best chapter yet, Ryan and Laura are DEEPLY disappointed by today's chapter, in which Bella and Edward mostly just sit next to each other in the dark, feelin' sexy.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan are shocked to discover that they actually enjoyed this chapter, daydream about finally meeting Emmett and Rosalie, and briefly mention Edward's creepiest moment yet.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter.  This episode, Laura and Ryan raise eyebrows about Edward's driving, his breath, some iconic Twilight lines, and the fact that Jessica totally thought Bella was going to get disappeared.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan discuss Angela Theory, judge Bella's life choices (again), and are baffled by the amount of Coke one teenage girl is able to consume in a two hour time period.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan try to figure out what Bella's favorite search engine is, freak out about Linkin Park, and sing a The Village People classic.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan cover the first and possibly only good chapter in the book, gush about Jacob Black, and marvel over the fact that Bella STILL doesn't get that the Cullens are vampires.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. In this episode, Laura and Ryan discuss chapter five, Blood Type. They talk about Mike's beach obsession, Jessica's Bella obsession, Renee's Renee obsession... oh, and a little bit about Bella and Edward, I guess.