This week, Jessica is pissed, and who can blame her? Not Laura and Ryan! God, you can practically see the little red -- symbols over her head every time Bella opens her mouth, and it's completely justified. Also, Charlie is maddad now.

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This week, Bella prepares for the worst, while Laura and Ryan try to prepare for how they will record an episode that consists solely of Bella sitting in a chair while the seasons change around her. Yikes.

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This week, Laura and Ryan are baffled by the fact that Carlisle needs to use a desk lamp to stitch Bella's wound. They also remind everyone that Edward's problems have, yet again, been caused solely by... Edward. Also, there are some unfortunate khaki sutra moments ahead.

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This week, Laura and Ryan discuss chapter one of New Moon! They talk about Bella's bad attitude, Edward's bad attitude, give a name to Bella's "friend" "group", and wonder why the Cullens aren't throwing more parties, since they clearly want to.

P.S...We will be posting a special sock money segment from this episode to our Patreon tomorrow. Have you ever wondered about the minute details of sock money? We sure have.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where WE ARE CAPITALIST MONSTERS. You can find our first Patreon episode for FREE at https://www.patreon.com/meadowpodcast . If you want more useless Twilight related content in your life, you can add to Bella's sock money for just one dollar a month. That's right, you too can add money to Bella's mysteriously hefty sock fund for just one dollar a month! 

This week, Laura and Ryan are repeatedly letting everyone know that THEY'RE BACK... ON THEIR BULLSHIT. But it's okay, because so are Bella, Edward, and the rest of the gang from Forks. Buckle up, folks, because we can already tell that New Moon is gonna be a bumpy ride.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan finally get to talk about the movie Twilight. They use the word "delight" approximately 500 times.

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Peter Vonder Haar review: https://filmthreat.com/uncategorized/twilight/

"Fork's Fashion" Screenrant article: https://screenrant.com/twilight-costumes-details-didnt-notice/

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan think they're funny. But they're not. They're just drunk. Join them as they do their best to find some love for the second half of Twilight Book One.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan get drunk and recap the first half of Twilight Book One in the hopes that, by the end, they'll be able to find some love for it in their hearts. Stay tuned.

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Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Edward continues to be a chode, the vampires are all professional ballroom dancers, and how the hell did Bella not realize it was prom night??? Also, Tyler executes a baller move that doesn't pan out, but we salute him for trying.

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