What We Do In The Meadow

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, the return of the much-anticipated RENEE SWAN HATE TRAIN! Also, where is Charlie?! And most importantly, why can't a bunch of 100+ year old vampires come up with a cover story that doesn't utterly suck?

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast because, please, our children haven't eaten in six months, the crops have withered and gone away, we haven't seen light in seven years...

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan talk about Steph's fear of having to write fight scenes and how that means we never get to see anything cool, Edward's continued whininess, and are baffled by the way something really important gets totally ignored. TYPICAL.

We are once again asking you to follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan discuss all the ways Bella's plan should fail miserably (seriously, Alice?) and then a miracle happens: they actually feel human emotion... for Bella Swan.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast because...we're out of reasons, tbh.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan complain. A lot. About a lot of things, but mostly about the myriad failures that led up to this specific chapter, as they realize that it's all come down... to THIS.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast for more bitching, really lame jokes, and the occasional informative update.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan discuss ways that Stephanie could have done better, Alice's nonexistent best friend bag, and sing Toxic by Britney Spears.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPocast for...for...you know, tweets.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan feel bad for Charlie, wonder how Esme fit into Bella's jeans, and by the way, did you know the entire Cullen house doubles as a freaking war bunker? Because that happens.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast because we still think Spongebob is funny, apparently.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan decide that Laurent is pretty okay actually, wonder why the Cullens just stood around and waited for a bad thing to happen, and, as usual, enjoy Emmett.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast and you, too, could have you name horribly mispronounced by a couple of idiots.

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week Laura and Ryan feel bad for Jacob Black, feel conflicted for Billy Black, and feel disappointed by the baseball game played by the Cullens. Also, they talk a disproportionate amount about Baby Yoda for some reason.

Follow us on Twitter to be continuously let down @MeadowPodcast. 

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan do their very best, and their best just might not be good enough. They talk about the Volturi, wonder about Alice's ability to predict the weather, and get really uncomfortable when Alice and Edward joke about eating/having sex with Bella... together.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPocast for continued disappointment! 

Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, WHERE ARE THE CULLENS, STEPHANIE??? Laura and Ryan are promised greatness, only to be sorely disappointed. Instead they have to talk about Bella's khaki skirt and Edward's creepy piano fingers. A true American tragedy.

Follow us on Twitter @MeadowPodcast and find out what Laura changed her Twitter @ to.....(hint: it's a Bovey joke).