What Would Denise Do?

This episode of What Would Denise Do? is what happens when you give two unfiltered besties a sofa, a mic, and absolutely no supervision — it’s loud, loose, and fully off the rails within minutes.

Deyonce and Davina are a few drinks deep and operating on pure chaos: accents get roasted, family boundaries get questioned, sex chat pops up where it absolutely shouldn’t, and somehow food takes become aggressively unhinged. There is no topic control — just spiralling tangents, wild oversharing, and the kind of jokes that would get you side-eyed in public but feel perfectly normal here.

You’ll get drunken holiday disasters, questionable decisions, “did-they-really-say-that” moments, and a running sense that this could collapse at any second… but never quite does. It’s messy, it’s inappropriate, it’s ridiculously funny — and somehow still weirdly relatable.

Expect: chaos, cackling, and zero dignity left intact.
Vibe: two gremlins with microphones, one brain cell between them, and absolutely no intention of behaving.

Buckle up, because the Season 6 premiere (or is it? David’s notes are a mess) is officially a car crash you won't be able to look away from. Dom and David are back, and they’ve traded their sanity for a kitten, a bottle of Prosecco, and a very questionable Scottish accent.

From the grueling highs of Hyrox (where David was basically dying while Dom was hunting for "hot daddies") to the logistical nightmare of toilets located in a different postcode, the boys are dissecting it all. Stick around for a masterclass in technology as David accidentally buys the entire Samsung catalog because a hot salesman said "hello," while Dom tries to figure out if his kitten is too hot, too cold, or just judging his life choices.

It’s chaos, it’s Beyonce-adjacent, it’s "puddings" and "bubbakins," and it’s probably being recorded in a bathroom. What would Denise do? She’d probably turn it off, but you definitely shouldn't.

Right, this episode is giving pure chaos, absolute ICONIC energy, and we're obsessed 💅

So basically, Deyonce and Davina kick things off already in hysterics—like no structure, no plan, just vibes. They’re doing accents, creating drag names for literally everyone, and somehow still circling back to this mystery woman Denise… who the podcast is supposedly about, but no one actually knows what she’d do. It’s giving unhinged but fabulous.

Then we’re off to Glasgow, babes—HYROX, holibobs, sausage sandwiches, a bit of fitness but also a LOT of chaos. Davina’s talking about this productivity thing where you sit on camera with strangers to get work done, and Deyonce is basically like “this is a cult, hun” 😭

They’re bouncing from topic to topic—TV shows, celebs, nights out, random childhood stories—and then suddenly we’re emotionally invested in a bullied monkey called Punch?? Like I wasn’t ready but now we need justice for him.

There’s booze chat, embarrassing moments, work horror stories—it’s all very “we’ve had a few drinks and now we’re oversharing,” and honestly, I live for it.

By the end, they’re planning birthdays, Botox, drinks, the lot—completely off the rails but in the most entertaining way. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s dramatic…

Season six is officially in full swing, and Davina is back to navigate the wreckage of our weekly choices.

This week: David decides it's 17 degrees, declares "Summer is here," and heads to Morrisons in his shorts—only for Dom to remind him we're currently in 'False Spring' and to prepare for the second coming of the Beast from the East.

We take a deep dive (literally) into the history of Hollow Ponds in Leytonstone. Apparently, the council had to cut back the bushes because people were seeing things they shouldn't, leading us into a very necessary debate about cruising grounds, "bombing" in the bushes, and whether anyone actually has a good chat-up line anymore.

Speaking of lines, we settle the score on whether the word "homosexual" was actually added to the Bible in 1946 (spoiler: it was a 16:9 aspect ratio mistake), Dom recounts a uniform-clad emergency flight to Berlin for a date that was "not a very nice person," and we look back at the 2021 email where David was holding a bowl of fruit and laughing at a wall for social media.

Plus: Why Dom is coming for your non-existent uterus if you haven't seen Wicked, the joys of active constructive responding (that’ll be £750, please), and why you should never, ever trust us with travel advice involving expired passports.

Right, huns — Season 6 has ARRIVED and honestly, it comes in hotter than walking into the klerb in a floor‑length sequin kaftan. CHAOS. FROM. THE. JUMP.

We've been gone five minutes and suddenly it’s all “no sex”, “we’re ancient”, and “I’ve seen a ghost”. Babes, are you alright? Because this is giving full moon in Essex energy.

It’s that exact moment when you’ve had one prosecco too many and you’re convinced you’re a philosopher. One second we're talking about a “girthy” microphone and the next reinventing the kitchen. Like, DARLING, who asked?

We are 70 episodes in. Iconic behaviour. But obviously we spend more time cackling about episode 69 because we're children. Absolute children.

We’ve got ghosts, we’ve got rogue pets, we’ve got Victoria Beckham popping up out of nowhere, and then suddenly we’re planning a whole fantasy wedding like it’s the Royal Variety Show.

By the end? We're tipsy, gone off‑topic, and covered NOTHING… and it is absolutely sensational.

Because do you know what, darlings?

We LIVE for the chaos. 💋

HNYE! You join us on the precipice of 2026. Grab a drink (or 10), whip your sausage rolls out of the oven, finger your steak bake and your prawn ring and settle into the finale of SEASON FUNF.

Thank you to everyone who has listened to us so far over the last 1 1/2 years. Here's to season 6 in 2026.

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David, Dom & Denise.

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY!!!

In this gloriously chaotic Christmas episode, Deyonce and Davina go full festive feral. Expect boozy traditions, telly tantrums, floating hats, rogue lights, twerking grandmas, and constant reminders to check your turkey and roasties before it’s too late.

There’s shouting, swearing, cracker warfare, strong opinions on Christmas films, and zero tolerance for Lynx Africa.

Loud, camp, boozy, and bursting with festive chaos — this episode is Christmas Day in podcast form.

Merry Christmas, babes… pass the John Smith’s. 🎅✨

Join us for the penultimate Christmas episode! We'll have a special ep launched live on Christmas Day (and NYE) but for now, sit back, pour yourself a large one and join us for another chaotic episode of What Would Denise Do?

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In this episode, Dom and Davina serve peak festive chaos. They navigate Eurovision parties, lay down the strictest Christmas movie rules (Frozen? Only Christmas Eve, darling), and unleash OCD confessions so precise they’re borderline criminal. Expect debates about pizza, crusts, and even the right number of toilet rolls — yes, really.

They spill McDonald’s secrets, roast the worst Christmas presents known to humankind, and rank deodorants like true connoisseurs. There’s also plotting of undercover boss missions at Buckingham Palace and MI5 because why not, hun? It’s camp, chaotic, and completely unhinged — a cocktail of laughs, drama, and festive shenanigans. It's the podcast that feels like being trapped in a lift with two camp gremlins, three gin bottles, and a ghost child doing laps in the background that you didn’t know you needed.

Strap in, grab your gin, and prepare for Christmas chaos the Denise way.

Another hilarious episode of What Would Denise Do. This week, Dom & Davina are in the depths of Surrey at Davina's apartment. Looking like they're lined up to be shot, with their Stanley cups full of gin. Join us for another drunken episode of craziness.