What Would Denise Do?

This episode is pure Denise energy, babes. Deyonce and Davina are straight-up spiralling — we’re talking full-blown diva meltdown, emotional, hysterical, iconic. One minute they’re belting Wicked like they’re on the West End, the next they’re nearly slicing their own faces off mid-shave because the vocals were too powerful.

Mother Nature gets dragged for flicking the switch to autumn like a diva turning off the lights at Sugar Hut. . Someone nearly gets arrested for knock-door-run like they’re on TOWIE: Juvenile Delinquent Edition. Trousers are worn backwards, men are stripping in shops, and Deyonce once looked like a human tampon. It’s chaos. It’s camp. It’s culture.

There’s drama about Halloween costumes that never saw the light of day (TRAGIC), high-stakes IMAX ticket warfare, Greek gods who are “fit enough to resurrect the dead”, and Hyrox training that both of them are absolutely convinced will kill them. Like, get the body bags, hun.

We get witch trials, steak bakes, royal gossip and marathon miracles.

It’s outrageous. It’s unhinged. It’s larger than life, like a fake tan explosion at midnight.
It’s Deyonce. It’s Davina. It’s Denise’s spiritual children running wild with microphones.

Our Halloween special is here, and it’s absolute chaos. Dom relives the moment a furious ghost screamed “GET OUT!” in the Edinburgh vaults, while Davina casually drops the fact he's seen a full-bodied passenger sitting in the backseat of his car. The pair wander through haunted castles, rogue orbs, and the terror of clowns, child catchers and cursed gym equipment that definitely looks like BDSM décor.

There’s costume drama (Formula One but make it Elphaba), disastrous trick-or-treat “treats,” debates about aliens and gravity, crystals being rubbed within an inch of their lives, and a full buffet tangent. Plus, the duo discover what happens when you feed one of their transcripts into AI… and it spits back a terrifyingly formal corporate meeting summary.

Spooky, silly, unhinged, and full of giggles — just the way we like it.

Deyonce and Davina are back and more unhinged than ever. From plotting a French-speaking podcast they can’t actually speak, to deep dives into The Kardashians, Christmas telly schedules, and Joan of Arc’s skincare routine, it’s a rollercoaster through chaos, culture, and cream-filled dauphinoise.

Somewhere between Vicar of Dibley and Victoria Wood, our duo discuss witchy powers, accidental Freemason dinners, and why Jaffa Cakes deserve state recognition. There’s ghost talk, gym confessions, and a full-blown occult museum meltdown.

But it doesn’t stop there, babe. The gays go from ghostly encounters to invisible fantasies (hello, Zac Efron’s shower 👀), Selling Sunset scandals, and a fierce debate over The Gilded Age and naked window adventures. It’s glamour, ghoul talk, and gossip galore — all sprinkled with chaos, Prosecco, and perfect comedic timing.

Expect spirit communication, seasonal guidance, and a few full-moon meltdowns.

Buckle up, babes, because this season finale is the most iconic, chaotic, and downright unhinged episode yet. Deyonce and Davina take you from the majestic White Cliffs of Dover (where one nearly left his mother for dead but found enlightenment and wine instead), to a Holiday Inn so wild it should’ve come with a trigger warning — featuring “Masturbating Matthew” and a fire alarm from hell.

Between Prosecco-fuelled chaos, Dover Castle history lessons, cats that aren’t the right cats, DIY disasters, and Clare trying to saw a sofa in half, it’s pure Essex meets David Attenborough energy. Add in a healthy thirst for the Efron brothers, a bit of Naked Dating UK analysis (purely for research, obvs), and a heartfelt shoutout to Angelo — our marathon-running king — and you’ve got a finale that’s as emotional as it is outrageous.

Expect spiritual revelations, hotel horrors, talk of furiously flapping willies, French peas, crochet threats, and Kris Jenner’s facelift appreciation hour. It’s high camp meets heartfelt chaos — part travelogue, part therapy session, part fever dream.

So pour a glass, light a candle, and prepare to laugh, cry, and scream “I’m claustrophobic, Darren!” at least once. The GC herself would live for this level of drama. 💅

Welcome to another chaotic catch-up is an absolute riot, kicking off with a deep dive into J.Lo's album lore and a philosophical debate on the impracticalities of adult film snacks. The conversation spirals beautifully, covering everything from the joy of chicken tikka paninis to plans for an unlikely horseback riding podcast session at a friend's stables. We also pull back the curtain on the gay landmarks of East London, revealing the real purpose of cavernous high-street saunas and the absurdity of those no-towel gym patrons. Finally, we vent our spleen's about disappointing TV reboots (yes, Charmed, they're looking at you) before Dom recounts an empowering solo trip to a beautiful cathedral that involved a missed tour, a long walk, and a much-needed glass of wine.

Dom, Davina & Denise

(This is an audio-only episode)

Hold onto your Aperol spritzes, because Deyonce and Davina are off the rails. From dodgy knees on single-leg extensions to gym psychopaths strutting in with no pants (yes, really), nothing is safe. They worship crisps like royalty, plot holiday disasters, and debate alien life like it’s the hottest gossip on TOWIE.

Space, darling. They dive into the terrifying beauty of floating off into the void, ponder whether extra-terrestrials have faster Wi-Fi than us mere mortals, and speculate on twin versions of themselves living it up in another galaxy. Earth? Too small. Waterloo to Stratford? Child’s play. Uranus? Definitely calling.

And then there’s the holiday horror and medical mayhem: karaoke shimmying, meeting nurses in toilets abroad, breaking ankles in LA Pride outfits, and even—brace yourself—getting fingered by a hot doctor to check for appendicitis. Yes, really. Throw in childhood shenanigans, gym floor disasters, and moral dilemmas that only Denise could make relatable, and you’ve got an episode of scandal, chaos, and laughter that cannot be tamed.

Life lessons? Optional. Entertainment? Mandatory.

The gang's back together, spilling the tea on everything from Beyoncé’s Vegas gig—and Michelle's clumsy arse—to what really happens when you bring a man back to your mum's house against her wishes. We get deep into the mysteries of Star Wars and Star Trek, and try to settle the most important debate of our time: Is "cleverer" a word? Plus, we've got a brilliant story about pork, cider, and a truly mortifying parental slip-up. Grab a drink, settle in, and whatever you do, don't ask about the breakfast. It's fucked. Love, Denise & the Gang.

In this episode, Dom and David go full chaos mode — from Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child gossip to paint jobs gone wrong, leprechaun impressions, and accidental Mrs. Doubtfire moments. Dom recounts the wild joy (and slight cult vibes) of Most Wuthering Heights Day Ever in Margate, complete with red dresses, Kate Bush tributes, and a family full-circle moment.

Meanwhile, Davina spills about noisy fans, dodgy sleep, and ordering Deliveroo like it’s an Olympic sport — all while dodging snakes in Australia (via reels, thankfully). Add in some wine deliveries, cream tea stories, and a bit of crime drama obsession, and you’ve got another episode of pure GC-style mayhem: theatrical, ridiculous, and absolutely fabulous.

Welcome back, you thirsty lot, to the podcast where we chew the fat and get absolutely hammered in the process. This week, we've gone on a journey that's more chaotic than a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. We've talked everything from dodgy dates and Aperol Spritz on a plane to a full-blown murder mystery marathon.

We've delved deep into the twisted world of Fred and Rose West, and honestly, you'll never look at a garden patio the same way again. We've also figured out who Jack the Ripper was, and I’ll give you a hint: it’s not who you think. Plus, a little girl ghost who likes to play games, and a full-on rant about those absolute cunts who don't bring a towel to the gym.

You'll get an eyeful and an earful of our unfiltered ramblings, but we wouldn’t have it any other way. We're here, we're queer, and we're ready to drink. So pour yourself a large one, sit back, and get ready for the chaos. And remember, no good deed goes unpunished. Now tell us, what do you reckon is in those gym bags?

Hold onto your tea towels, because this podcast is a full-blown rollercoaster of chaos, clumsiness, and absolute mayhem. From nightmare neighbours wreaking havoc to questionable love lives on reality TV, our hosts spill every hilariously horrifying story you never knew you needed. Time travel gets a shoutout—because why not imagine escaping your own disasters into the past?—before jetting off to tales of holiday trauma, from the perils of parrot-induced panic to the absolute madness of airports, planes, and hotel fails..