Welcome to “A Pint Is A Pound” on the What’s The Matter With Me? Podcast
Saying
A pint is a pound the world aroundKids Are Gaslighting Me
What my car smells like
My kids say I smell like poisonous chemicalsThey say my car smells like vomitThey are the only people to vomit in my car, and I used cleaner to clean it up, so this is gaslighting and I should threaten them with cancellationKnow Your Cobbler
I went to the cobbler again and the parking lot was fullAncestral Lands
My family went off to JapanGetting The Most Of Zing’s Spring Sale
On the last day of their spring sale, I put in Zingerman’s cheese order number 2, for parmigiano reggiano & goudaIt’s been a good spring with delicious cheeseReading About Disability
At the Duke University press spring sale, I picked up some books on disabilityLife and times of Sonny
Sonny Rollins has been released from jail, gone to Kentucky for the cure, joined Brown-Roach Inc., and recorded Tenor MadnessMarch Theme Song Candidate
Theme song candidate “Song V”The Scary Neighbor
Fedex guy brought the wrong package, and it was for my neighbor across the street I opened it because I thought it was the new cheeseSo I loaded it into my wheelchair and went over thereBirds of prey
At the owl cafeBachelor life
Keeping the metal food bowl full of chicken sausage tomato pastaWatching the Warriors win important games and missing my familyTravel Handle
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Suction cup grab bar seems to be missing the crucial element of stability, but on the other hand, it’s a cool novelty item and it might even work a little bit
ADA Grab Bars keep me from falling. but I’m not sure that a handle held on by suction would keep me up, so I probably wouldn’t use itRIP Sakamoto
RIP Japanese composer Ryuichi Sakamoto, he made pretty cool music for The Revenant along with myriad othter films, games, and projects Checkup
Parents came over. Mom scooped the litter. Dave helped me go fill the propane tanks. We got a baguette and 2 cookiesEndorsed By No One
The thing about Orthotic Footwear is that it is not endorsed by anyone. Except doctorsWalking Badly
Tiger Woods walking badly at the MastersESPN’s Michael Wilbon said he didn’t want to see Tiger moving this way, but I wonder how much that will matter to himThis Week’s Selfie
The world around