Welcome to the Season 8 Premiere, “New Pie Cutter”
In this episode, “New Pie Cutter” which is a kind of smorgasbord episode, we celebrate the new year, the new season, the new theme song. People get ready, the new episode is here and ready for liftoff.
Shout outs
Shout out to the sandmanContact me on the contact form to get a shout outMaybe the best shout out you’ll ever have, or that anyone’ll ever haveNew Pie Cutter
To avoid a repeat of this year’s thanksgiving gorefest, I ordered a metal pie cutter on ebay, with a stainless steel blade and a silver handle –it’s here and it’s beautiful and sturdyDinner a la GoGo
GoGo has limitations as a dating servicean awkward seating arrangementat least they got a name changeTV burial
bought a big new tv bc mine crapped out after 15 yearsWhat’s causing it
Dad butt dialed me again and he was like well. what happens is,I keep my phone in my back pocket, i think i butt dialed youMaxims
I will try to eat cheese no matter how old it is just to seeA pint is a pound the world aroundCorrect Technique
correct and incorrect swallowing techniques
Swallow while staring at your sternumI learned it from KokoWheelchair Fake News
With my son
parts on my wheelchair broke in airline baggage“jazzy passport is discontinued”and other lies the wheelchair salesman told meNotes
making memesyogurt marinadeMix 1 cup yogurt, 2 tsp Hoppin Hot Sauce, and 1.5 tsp saltPour over 8 boneless chicken thighs and rest for at least four and up to twentyfour hoursGrill and eat over rice with some white sauce and extra hot sauce to tasteAI Guy
I posted a picture of myself that was made by AI and I put it as my story and a lot of people haven’t heard from in a long time contacted me and maybe didn’t realize the picture was not of me but it was a hallucination by AIAdmission
the triage nurse at the hospital asked me if i used to be a wrestlerChapters
00:02:37 – shoutouts00:03:02 – I ordered a metal pie cutter on ebay00:04:43 – GoGo has limitations as a dating service00:07:55 – bought a tv bc mine crapped out after 15 yr00:09:33 – Dad butt dialed me again and he was like well. what happens is,I keep my phone in my back pocket, i think i butt dialed you00:10:01 – I will try to eat cheese no matter how old it is just to see00:10:25 – A pint is a pound the world around00:12:38 – Swallowing while staring at your sternum00:15:53 – parts on my wheelchair broke in airline baggage00:21:22 – jazzy passport is discontinued (and other lies the salesman told me)00:21:58 – maxims00:22:19 – Hoppin Hot Sauce Jingle00:22:28 – cooking yogurt chicken (with recipe)00:23:27 – I posted a picture of myself that was made by AI00:24:35 – i\’ve been bleeding all from my head00:25:43 – the triage nurse at the hospital asked me if i used to be a wrestler00:28:57 – pus head experience / pus head the artist