WHICH IS THE BEST PODCAST 63: TOM JONES OR TROMBONES

Each week, comedians Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson decide which is the best between things of the same or similar names. Not sue why really, they've never thought about it.

This week:

Tom Jones (Gravelly Welsh knicker enthusiast)

or

Trombone (Slim oboe)

Lee thinks that they don't really sound that alike, Sammy differs. Nevertheless, Sammy is punished for a long standing indescretion by post.

ALSO, the occasional quickfire section returns with: Ant & Dec vs Anton DuBeke, Mike Oldfield vs My Cold Field and Jo Malone vs Home Alone.

Also, check out this weeks recommended podcasts 'Sort Your Life Out with Rob Mulholland' and 'French's Perverted Parlour' for more top notch UK comedy podcasts.

"My wife is real, I've bought her a backwards duck."

Hello there, ever wondered WHICH IS THE BEST? between Lent (Depressing Easter Advent) or Lent (Giving someone something for a limited period of time)?

No?

Well we've worked it out for you anyway.

Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson have the sort of podcast where they do that. They decide between things with the same name. They have flyers now. Honest to God, flyers!

If you are in Glasgow (Which isn't impossible) comeand see our live show at McPhabbs on Sunday 12th March at 6.30pm.

Do you like Black Rebel Motorcycle Club? Lee doesn't really but he borrowed one of their CDs off someone years ago and can't remember who. If you want it, send us your address and he'll post it off. Or, if you're too late, he'll send you a different CD. Until he can't be bothered anymore.

Why? Not sure really.

THIS WEEK: Which is the Best - Gerbils or Goebbels

That's right! This week on WITB Podcast, Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson threaten to go all alt-right as they decide which is best between gerbils (Horrific mice) and Goebbels (Really quite a bad man).

You'd think it'd be an easy choice but Lee REALLY hates gerbils.

You'd be amazed how little they know about Goebbels by the way. For example, they think he's called Herman.

Incidentally, come and see Lee do his stand up show (With Sammy as the support act) 'Burning This Place To The Ground' at The Stand in Edinburgh on 28th Feb and at Prego in Brighouse on 1st March if you like.

Which is the Best Podcast: Episode 60

WASHINGTON (DC) vs WASHINGTON (Tyne and Wear)

No offence but you aren't really qualified to decide between things, luckily, the comedians Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson both have BA Hons in knowing about stuff from Oxbridge University and are happy too decide for you.

This week, they were over tired and Sammy was excited because she had been learning about denim.

So, then, which is the best Washington?

DC - The so called capital of America

or

Tyne and Wear - One of the top towns in all of Wearside

We love you in a way.

Which is the Best? - CAMP (Kenneth Williams) or CAMP (Living in a tent for a bit)

For the 59th week in a row, comedians Sammy Dobson (Won a BAFTA this week in a way) and Lee Kyle (Might next year) met to decide 'Which is the best' between things of the same or similar names.

This week, the two main types of camp.

Also:

Are there yet more details on the 'Sammy getting spanked by an old man in Beamish' story?

AND!

Lee starts a beef with a wrestler who won't be listening.

PLUS!

Sammy tells Lee off. A lot. Mostly deserved.

Episode 58 was the result of a decision based on a whim.

Each week comedians Lee Kyle (Has a headache) and Sammy Dobson (Headache status currently not known) decide WHICH IS THE BEST between things with the same name.

This week

Habit (Nun cloth) or habit (A habit, come on, you know what a habit is for crying out loud, I've got a headache.)

As a sort of last minute decision, we invited any listeners who happened to be in Newcastle and were free at short notice to come into the green room at The Stand comedy club to record this episode just before we went onstage.

It's a small room but we crammed 5 in.

2 of those were Sammy's parents...

FIND OUT: Why Sammy wasn't invited to their wedding, whether Lee and Sammy could be siblings and Lee's shameful 9/11 memory.

Here we go again!

It's episode 57 of the podcast where Lee Kyle (Hasn't worked with Peter Andre) and Sammy Dobson (Has) meet and decide WHICH IS THE BEST out of things with similar names.

This week, Sammy is horrible to Lee for his weird walk and, since Lee is typing this, he (I) wants you to know he is not over it.

THIS WEEK:

LEE AND HERRING (90s comedy double act, sneakily swore on Sunday afternoon telly)

or

LEE AND PERRINS (Worcestershire Sauce)

This one is giddy in parts.

I'm quite tired today, so I've handed over the description of Episode 56 of 'Which is the Best?' podcast to a special celebrity guest, Mr Arthur Fonzarelli.

Over to you Fonzie.

"Eeeeyyyyyyy! It's me, Fonzie!

When I'm not being dead cool in the 70s pretending it's the 50s, I like listening to podcasts on my jukebox. Sometimes the jukebox stops working so I hit it and it is fine.

I listen to them in my office which is a toilet, my favourite is Which is the Best where the comedians Lee Kyle (A fat Ralph Malph) and Sammy Dobson (The Pinky Tuscadero of Newcastle)decide between things of the same or similar names.

This week:

Pawn: a sad shop

or

Pawn: A chess loser

or

Porn: EYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Great, now I'll just check my hair in a mirror, it looks poifect!

Now, where are my shark jumping skis?"

Thanks Fonz!

"EEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Just a little bonus as a sort of Friday gift to the Horde!

From 2013 (or 2012 or maybe 2014, I've not looked it up) here is an episode of Lee's now impossible to find 21 Questions podcast with guests Peacock and Gamble.

The sound quality on a lot of these isn't as good as on WITB but hope you enjoy it, see you on Monday.

Hey Donald Trump, we've had it with you right, so in this, the 55th episode of Which is the Best, we satirise you right up.

Except we don't, but the subject of this one suggests we should have.

But if you haven't formed opinions by now, it is unlikely that you'd look to us for your political views.

So we just do a podcast where we talk nonsense really, about things with the same or similar names. I'm Lee Kyle, I'm typing this, I'm one of the two people in it, the other is Sammy Dobson, she's sitting diagonally across me at a tale now, she has no idea I'm typing this. I'm enjoying the power.

This week, the quick fire section returns, then we go into:

Bare arms: Having no cloth on your arms

or

Bear arms: The right to shoot people.

Join us on Facebook at 'Which is the Best - The Horde!'