Which is the Best? Podcast

We were meant to be recording an episode today but Sammy is cooking with Ainsley Harriott instead because of course she is.

Will hopefully get one out tomorrow or Friday but, by way of apology, please accept this bonus podcast, an old interview Lee did with Lost Voice Guy which is in no way being cynically rereleased to capitalise on his BGT win.

Normally, this podcast is for deciding Which Is The Best between things of the same or similar names.

But, Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson have just been to Berlin (Not together, they aren't that close) and just talk about that instead.

Featuring loads of cocks and Hitler.

Oh, and Lee has a surprisingly strong opinion about Cheryl Cole.

It is episode 123 of your 19th favourite podcast, Which is the Best, where Lee Kyle (Is in Berlin) and Sammy Dobson (Was in Berlin until Tuesday) decide between things of the same or similar name.

This week, as it's episode 123 they choose between:

Count - 123etc

and

Count - Duckula, of Monte Christo and so on.

By the way, almost every time I try and type the word episode, I accidentally type epsiode andhave to delete, but are the so called mainstream media reporting on that? Are they fuck mate.

We are so sure that you'll want to listen to Episode 122 of Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson's Which is the Best podcast where they decide whether Kit Kats (2 fingers, 4 fingers, chunky) is than the Kit Kat (German sex grotto where Sammy goes "For the fruit platters") that the rest of this blurb will just be the lyrics to 'Something Kinda Ooooh!' by Girls Aloud.

I've got to heat it up

Doctor, got to heat it up

I've got till 3 o'clock

I've got to rock until you drop

Till you drop, something, ahh

Something kinda, ooooh

Jumping on my toot, toot

Something 'side of me

Wants some part of you, ooooh

Something kinda, ooooh

Makes my heart go boom, boom

Something 'side of me

Wanting what you do, ooooh

Something kinda, ooooh

Jumping on my toot, toot

Something 'side of me,

Wants some part of you, ooooh

Something kinda, ooooh

Bumping in the back room

Something 'side of me

Wanting what you do, ooooh

Ooh, when tomorrow comes

Baby, I won't even known your name

Baby, so good want to follow on by

But I'll never meet you, never see you again

If you wanna [unverified] line on me, now no

Wait till the band gonna play real slow

If you want your hands on me

I'm digging you up

Can't dance, no pain, no gain, no show

Jump to the beat all night don't roll

If you wanna handle me

You got to keep up

Something kinda, ooooh

Jumping on my toot, toot

Something 'side of me

Wants some part of you, ooooh

Something kinda, ooooh

Makes my heart go boom, boom

Something 'side of me

Wanting what you do, ooooh

Something kinda, ooooh

Jumping on my toot, toot

Something 'side of me

Wants some part of you, ooooh

Something kinda, ooooh

Bumping in the back room

Something 'side of me

Wanting what you do, ooooh

I've got to heat it up

Doctor, got to heat it up

I've got till 3 o'clock

I've got to rock until you drop

I've got to heat it up

Doctor, got to heat it up

I've got till 3 o'clock

I've got to rock until you drop

Oh boy, I can't tell you how sad I feel

And tonight, is just another kink in your steel

(Oh, yeah)

Shoulda known where the man was at

Shoulda known he was coming to make me

I shoulda recognized the plan of attack

When he turned and he called me, baby

Shoulda known where the man was at

Shoulda known he was coming to make me

Shoulda come with a party rap

So I know where the night would take me

Take me, something

(Take me)

Something kinda, ooooh

Jumping on my toot, toot

Something 'side of me

Wants some part of you, ooooh

Something kinda, ooooh

Makes my heart go boom, boom

Something 'side of me

Wanting what you do, ooooh

Something kinda, ooooh

Jumping on my toot, toot

Something 'side of me

Wants some part of you, ooooh

Something kinda, ooooh

Makes my heart go boom, boom

Something 'side of me

Wanting what you do, ooooh

Episode 121 of Which is the Best Podcast* is a 'Disorders that either we have or somebody we live with has.' special.

Yep. It is that. Because we don't plan ahead.

So, this week:

Vertigo: Being dizzy cos of equilibrium I think

vs

Vertigo: I'm up high, I might jump

and

Artistic: Good at drawing

vs

Autistic: Good at science.

*A podcast where Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson decide between things with the same or similar names.

Have you ever tried writing an original blurb for a podcast when it has had 119 previous episodes?

Let's see... we've done it in French, with loads of swearing and without vowells. We've even tried just saying what it is.

Erm... how about sexy?

Ooooh hello big boy! What a lovely cock you have! Fancy listening to Episode 120 of Which is the Best podcast? With your tits?

Mmmmmmm... Slide into bed with Sammy Dobson off Doctors while Lee Kyle nips off for a wee (Some people like that).

This week they sexilly decide between Opera (Horny) and Oprah (Sensual).

I've arrived.

Has it come to this?

The worst episode yet.

On Sunday, Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson recorded the 119th episode of Which is the Best podcast. It was a live episode because they were booked on a gig together and there were 4 kids in the audience and about 100 adults.

Now, you can do gigs to kids, or you can do kids shows to familes but you know what is difficult? Doing a gig to mostly adults while making it okay for kids.

So, instead of doing their sets they combined to do a podcast, forgetting that this show is easily the rudest thing either of them do.

It might actually be okay, we haven't edited it because neither of us can face listening to it.

It won't be though. Rest assured, this episode wouldn't be going out if we'd had time to record another.

Poo vs Pooh if it matters.

It's episode 118 but unlike directory enquiries we won't be charging you for a service that once was free.

Welcome to Which is the Best? a podcast where Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson decide between things with the same or similar names while disintegrating and improving mentally on a loop.

This week:

Facts: Little bits of truth

or

Fax: Semi obselete paper telephone

Also, we swear.

Also also, we settle scores with enemies who have probably either forgotten we exist or are dead.

2 days late becauseone of us has a life beyond this podcast, Which Is The Best brings out episode 117 doing what we always do, deciding between things of the same OR SIMILAR names.

Sammy has been to Lanzarote, Lee hasn't. What disparate lives they lead.

This week:

Fencing: Making a fence

or

Fencing: Sword fighting but with long needles

Also, apparently you have to engage with the listener on social media, so,we ask: Have you had sex this week dear listener? Or at least had your tops andfingers? Tell us below!

Before we get to this weeks episode, we'd like to thank everyone who voted for us.

It was a great night at the British Comedy Podcast Awards (Poddies) at London's glittering Cafe de Paris, Sammy even bumped into an old friend!

It was just nice to be nominated (For best independent podcast, best double act AND best theme tune) but to actually win the prize for best weekly podcast was amazing! Sorry our speech was a bit of a mess, one of us had had a drink...

Anyway, thanks again from Lee and Sammy, hope you enjoy this weeks PODDY AWARD WINNING (!) episode, where we decide WITB between Davy Jones (Monkees), Davy Jones (Locker) and Davy Jones (Pre Bowie).