Shots let's go.

Shower beer vs. Shitter Cig? Robot Ring Bears are fighting Vampire ninjas and Warewolf Samurais.

Mostly flowin' this episode, but big news too. If you take a cruise, don't buy the Waymo package.

If you buy a new muscle-car, it better have goose-fighting technology. Get some tiddies in your algorithm, so news sends nudes.

This one time I got arrested... twice. Sometimes that's just the heart of the cards.

Don't catch yourself with diarrhea on the greyhound after eating bear-mace wings. That's a good way to catch horse-herpes. We're crashing-in and freaking-out for prison-fights.

It's the Holliday Season, we got turkey-tits, pineapple pie, and porno trading cards over on our new website; shootbigloads.com

I'm gonna invent the tariff stimmy check and find Emilia Earhart. The center of the earth is titties.

Dolphin dicks and ostrich nogs. Don't chip the nip, because we're cruisin' for a "HELL YEAH!"

Grab your milk duds and your Chinese candy-corn, we're joining the hairyfoot beatles cult, but still kind of unsure about green tea. Watch out for research monkeys.