Alright you butt-breathers, take your donkey pills and strap-on for a scooter pursuit. We're Scissor-lifting the vape shop on the way to the taco bell marathon.

We can't launch our nicotine apps because of the government shutdown, and they took away all the dinosaur balls. Looks like we're going back to 96' to steal some beer and chillicheese.

Tune-in to chat GDPGTV+ and learn how to buy dynamite from a crack-dealer. 

Alright you milk-mongerers, come up to the porn fort and bring your perineum piercing cuz we're having tacobell shrimp. Nice balls. 

Put on your headphones and tune in to skin-a-max, it's about to get weird.

Guys, this is AFTER we edited out the objectionable shit... Grab your ball-jacuzzi, your bear-filet-mignon, and your brobiotics and get ready for the 31 Atlas aliens.

If you use the stip-club credit card the kids get free cigs. We're using ribs and rope to catch these emotional support alligators. Just checkup on that Crawford Dog.

5 Cigs, 4 Songs, 3 Bowls, 2 Shots, and 1 Shit.

If you like big booty latinas, you need to be drinking your omega-3 nut water. The California plague is coming for us all, so appeal to your local AI to make Whataburger great again.

You beef bitch boys need to quit drinking irradiated energy drinks, and start potting plant pots and slapping light up titties.