Put on your headphones and tune in to skin-a-max, it's about to get weird.

Guys, this is AFTER we edited out the objectionable shit... Grab your ball-jacuzzi, your bear-filet-mignon, and your brobiotics and get ready for the 31 Atlas aliens.

If you use the stip-club credit card the kids get free cigs. We're using ribs and rope to catch these emotional support alligators. Just checkup on that Crawford Dog.

5 Cigs, 4 Songs, 3 Bowls, 2 Shots, and 1 Shit.

If you like big booty latinas, you need to be drinking your omega-3 nut water. The California plague is coming for us all, so appeal to your local AI to make Whataburger great again.

You beef bitch boys need to quit drinking irradiated energy drinks, and start potting plant pots and slapping light up titties.

Pretty soon your gonna need a subscription to heaven, but at least there's YooHoo. Shave your butt-hairs, and choose your destiny, cuz fortune favors the drunk.

Power-washing through space with Sydnee Sweaney and Tailor Swifft. Me too man. 

Chic fil a may not have pocket nugz but these camel boobs are obtrusive. Titties and anvils are the way to be. Facts

Erotic mosaics in the Uno Casino are causing primate fashion faux pas. We got Bear-sized beavers out here shittn' on gator eggs.