Frisbee bros got that cummy-tummy, after losing their butthole-loofah. Now they got a sperm IV from a needle in their nut, and soap in their butthole. Butt fuck it, there's gay lions.

Zombie deer are buying sperm extractors off the internet, but not donkey meat. Robots are drinking all the milk, and emailing your wife. Get used to it.

The Very Merry Christmas Episode!

Our first entirely AI generated episode.

Shut up nerd. We're hosting Poisomous reptile wars.

These Wooly turtles are doing Taco Bell stuff wrong.

Snoop is giving up smoke for 2 million dimes. Getting innovative with our microwave etiquette. 

Always remember to cover your balls. That's rule #3 and super important when you're wearing bolar pear pants. We're going bottles deep on booty patrol trying to figure out how porcupines fuck. 

We're bull-ridin, and doing butt-chugs in the baltimore bodega. Grab your Gimp suit, and beat up a clown. This is the Florida-man games.

31 year old dogs are gettin turned into pants over here. PorchUgeese are runnin amuk cuz theres a brazillion of them. I got a family emergency, i gotta go. later boyz.