Shut up nerd. We're hosting Poisomous reptile wars.

These Wooly turtles are doing Taco Bell stuff wrong.

Snoop is giving up smoke for 2 million dimes. Getting innovative with our microwave etiquette. 

Always remember to cover your balls. That's rule #3 and super important when you're wearing bolar pear pants. We're going bottles deep on booty patrol trying to figure out how porcupines fuck. 

We're bull-ridin, and doing butt-chugs in the baltimore bodega. Grab your Gimp suit, and beat up a clown. This is the Florida-man games.

31 year old dogs are gettin turned into pants over here. PorchUgeese are runnin amuk cuz theres a brazillion of them. I got a family emergency, i gotta go. later boyz. 

We're dog-shaming Jada at our spiderman wedding, and you can smell my balls.

Let the bodies hit the floor. We got stem-cell seats in the Tesla. Wearin' black socks with our dress-crocs and drinking bulba tea.

There's no AI in this room yet. If you're watching toy story football starring Kurt Russell, you might need some alcoholic brunch. 

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Side effects include: Brittany with knives, eating your own hands, homelessness, and hangovers.