People are just as mega-fucked as Hipponatees. This is Nolan Ryan with Nolan Ryan United Kingdom meats. Bill Gates is releasing too many mosquitos, and scanning butt-holes. Get ur shit together and get some pizza.

When a vodka typhoon hits a hurricane tsunami you get FL man trying to get there by hamster wheel. Don't forget to take your Roblox date to Wendy's, they got that finger-chilli. Watching some good ol' 'Merican FOOTBALL!

Bear bros with flamethrowers, glowsticks, and top-hats. Japanese whiskey product is a good currency at soggy man. Chris gets pulled over.

India figured out the moon simulator, but no charges were pressed, cuz there's no hotsprings on the moon. But at least they proved that you can refocus your power wheels enough for interstellar launch. Thanks Elon.

Dead fish and drunk racoons. We're using skunk power to sling super-soakers, just be careful your cock doesn't flop.

Zucks gonna Ruck when we go to the dive bar with light sabers. Watchin scuba porn and demolition derby until Elon drops that D.E.W. on stripper SeaWorld.

Color coordinated crocs are not cool Gator. Don't let them know about the giant trees. Gobbling all the sausages and meat up in here.

We got a whole different cast, and Big Rawb is making them pre-dick-tions. I'm not even being sartastic, we're talking sharks, aliens, illuminati... drink the strong whiskey and tune in.

Beaches be vacationing. We're talking about forward deployed tactical wolf airdrops eatin mooses and lab grown chicken. also 2Pac was there.

Phoning this one in from the past... to the future. Tits, and Geography. Educate yurself.