Whiskey And Whiskers

You can't have sex on nude beaches unless you flash the cops. But be careful where you sit down, cuz all the rocks have been kissed by buttholes. So pour up your whiskey cuz we're celebrating in Texas, no more need for windshield wipers, we got rid of inspections.

We can call it the frank mobile, but at least we're not silver haired bachelors. Whales Gon Wild. 

Robots be wearing goofy helmets, and eating old man cereal. We should be training AI to get rid of the bike riders, and the reaper peppers. Also censorship is..... Nevermind.

Sneak BONUS EPISODE! Censorship, Work-Ethic, and AI. Blake sits down with a few friends and has a serious conversation. Comment if you like the content, and we'll make more.

Chris flew to the make-believe realm of England to Coronate the new King. He missed the Dwarf Bullfighting, but at least he didn't get his toes sucked. Be sure to take booze if you're going into the woods. 

We are observing the 2 ancestral Gator tenets. Sub-aquatic bowel movements, and straight kibble diet. No more cold chimese food, and balls in ziplocs. We're living up to that french-fry potential.

Robot Sex workers farting in jars. We're starting the UPC, and it's our proudest Dad moment.

You can't have BDE and eat mammoth steak paste. If you survive, there is always breakfast ramen to bring you back. I hear it's best with a mammoth meatball on top. So watch out for bird drones, and Gweneth Paltrow, neither you or golf balls are safe in the sky... Also penis puns.

Boo Boo Bois are Smegma males. Their first hit song "Sigma Balls" was a paradigm shift in Progressive Sambo Pedestrian music. Smart Devices are stupid.

Yugimen are milking mammoth mammories in Vegas. Just watch our for the single-utters.