Dana White, car fights, and nap roulette. Andrew Tate is 23 and busted. 

Put some respect on Stephan Boner's name. Mofk could throw hands in a ring, but not in a waffle haus, but he made the classic mistake of not coming strapped. 

Fuck Nazis.

We suffer for our craft. Cheers.

Private School trolls, and middle-school butt-plugs, you're gonna have to hang to the end to squeeze all the soup outta this one. 

Highs are low, and lows blow. We're in a city of sin, but don't pee in the ice machine. That's how we end up with no good public restrooms. So follow the mantra of psychedelic wizards, and f* the pussy right in the butt-hole. 

Everybody has a cocaine bear inside them. Alaska isn't real, but handless monkeys are flying to the moon. Let's get weird.

We stopped Karen about hot wet bread. Most of the time you eat x-giving food its pretty rad. Get a red cup, fill it up with brown gravy and invest it all over your favorite crypto. We're picking apart the penal code tonight with Mr. Jimmie.

Einstein is real, so get at me Hawking. The theory of No NyQuil November has proven it. You can take shrooms in Colorado, but make sure to shave the balls. You don't want to get cancelled by the cali-Ban.

Blackholes are just galactic boopers. We're launching monkey nuts in space for science, and licking drugs off titties. This is some real life video game shit. So let's go Stros. #phuckfilly.