These Spartish mofks don't sound anything likes they look like. They drop everything in the fryhole, and they keep talking about gas from Uranus. So we're shipping them off to an island and when they go for the Bro-Hug, we're throwing and audible.

Bareknuckle boxing, and degenerate pizza bowls, fire up the V8 Golf Cart Bros, we're going to the pharmacy drive thru.

In the future, flying Mofks are shaving their balls. Keep your toes on the TV Channel, you're not gonna wanna miss this one. Piss is stored in the balls.

If your balls are triangle shaped, don't fall in a sinkhole. Tune in, we're telling you the do's and don'ts of castration. Sit back, relax, enjoy your titty-massagers, we got a new episode of Whiskey and Whiskers Podcast.

We're just one food item away from falling down from the ISS into the CERN portal to hell. You can TBag on Erf, but don't beat off in space. 

We got Subscriptions! Containers, Toilet paper, whatever you may need. Birds are subject to solar fuckery, and dogs are eating used tampons. I'll just stick to the old people candy.

It's all about TV and movies. Fuck You, we like TV and movies. But if you listen close, we also talk about space... and Fucking purcupi... porccupi... aliens. So shut up and get ready for another epic esipode of whiskey and whiskers podcast.

Fucking Dolphins, Fucking Trashcans. Chesnutt chokeout with a Charlie Chaplin stache. Fireworks and flying motorcyles. Get your head in the game.

A wise man once said, "Snoop Dogg makes everything better." So be sure to make him the curator of your next chicken dick party. It's getting more weird than an exhibition frisbee golf match. So be careful, cuz it's easy to get kicked out.

I can live in a shed as long as I have my dildo bait and I don't run out of sriracha. We stand a good chance against terminators, wearing our cheap shades and listening to ZZ Top with chili cheese frito bags.