At this point, IN-N-Out is better than Whataburger. Animal style. We got donkey dicks, kangaroo cocks, and pissed-on flood mosquitos. It might be end-of-days, but at least you have another episode of Whiskey and Whiskers Podcast. 

Old Bros tryna unfuck the breaks... Missouri is not cool. But Arkansas might be the way to be. TTs make it better.

HIT YOUR FUCKING MUTE BUTTON! Even degenerates need zoom etiquette. Black coffee isn't good hot or cold, but drink it anyways, be a man. If you can train a tornado, you can train a hotdog. #gasaintreal

These Spartish mofks don't sound anything likes they look like. They drop everything in the fryhole, and they keep talking about gas from Uranus. So we're shipping them off to an island and when they go for the Bro-Hug, we're throwing and audible.

Bareknuckle boxing, and degenerate pizza bowls, fire up the V8 Golf Cart Bros, we're going to the pharmacy drive thru.

In the future, flying Mofks are shaving their balls. Keep your toes on the TV Channel, you're not gonna wanna miss this one. Piss is stored in the balls.

If your balls are triangle shaped, don't fall in a sinkhole. Tune in, we're telling you the do's and don'ts of castration. Sit back, relax, enjoy your titty-massagers, we got a new episode of Whiskey and Whiskers Podcast.

We're just one food item away from falling down from the ISS into the CERN portal to hell. You can TBag on Erf, but don't beat off in space. 

We got Subscriptions! Containers, Toilet paper, whatever you may need. Birds are subject to solar fuckery, and dogs are eating used tampons. I'll just stick to the old people candy.

It's all about TV and movies. Fuck You, we like TV and movies. But if you listen close, we also talk about space... and Fucking purcupi... porccupi... aliens. So shut up and get ready for another epic esipode of whiskey and whiskers podcast.