Whiskey And Whiskers

Fucking Dolphins, Fucking Trashcans. Chesnutt chokeout with a Charlie Chaplin stache. Fireworks and flying motorcyles. Get your head in the game.

A wise man once said, "Snoop Dogg makes everything better." So be sure to make him the curator of your next chicken dick party. It's getting more weird than an exhibition frisbee golf match. So be careful, cuz it's easy to get kicked out.

I can live in a shed as long as I have my dildo bait and I don't run out of sriracha. We stand a good chance against terminators, wearing our cheap shades and listening to ZZ Top with chili cheese frito bags.

We're getting soup-ier than cake-cereal. Hot-cake-soup-cereal. Fuck the environment, we need to move outside the environment. So let's go to... the 80's.

These action figures be on fleek, and these chugies be bussin. Milksop mofks think they know how to camp, but they actually Crinklin. Educate Urself.

You can treat sunburn with cake, but it's better to get sunscreen vaccine. Drink Coronas with Snoop Dog, and eat your Korean burritos, cuz we're learning calculus on PornHub. Smoke the Pope dope and hope you don't get lost in an Amazon mall.

This memorial day, celebrate your freedom with high gas prices. Unfortunately your leadership doesn't know how to put it back where they found it, but its cool because they brought back Mexican pizzas. They got free weed in Thailand but here we got viruses that kill cancer. It's a wild ride but don't worry, most of us won't catch monkey pacs.

In a world where people are working out stoned and eating double hotdogs, men shall leave. There's aliens coming out of the doors on Mars, coming out like a Johnny Cash Water tower. So find the crack pipe in your groceries and pour yourself a warm glass of breast milk. This episode is CFO approved. Dont worry, he's certified.

On this Netflix special, we're hiking through hog hell with permanent boners. So raise your seltzers to shitting in a hole, and crushing the taco with a fat hog. 

We're celebrating Dia de los Muertos, in remembrance of the Alamo. I'ts Cinco de Drinko so tomorrow it's sure to be revenge of the sixth. Join us this week with special guest RRRRRRogelio.