Whiskey And Whiskers

We stopped Karen about hot wet bread. Most of the time you eat x-giving food its pretty rad. Get a red cup, fill it up with brown gravy and invest it all over your favorite crypto. We're picking apart the penal code tonight with Mr. Jimmie.

Einstein is real, so get at me Hawking. The theory of No NyQuil November has proven it. You can take shrooms in Colorado, but make sure to shave the balls. You don't want to get cancelled by the cali-Ban.

Blackholes are just galactic boopers. We're launching monkey nuts in space for science, and licking drugs off titties. This is some real life video game shit. So let's go Stros. #phuckfilly.

Salmonella candles are causing contagious farts over here. We're landing cape boosters in space, and giving out 14 DVD's for Halloween. HTown Baby! Screw filly.

Karens against scarecrows are slingin pig semen all over our chicken jelly squirtables. We're protesting dinosaurs and listening to alt cunt. You're gonna want to eat your cell phone after this one.

Tim Allen, Gordon Ramsey, and Amouranth are using cow snot lube for their 3-way (Tax deductible?). I'm pretty sure if one of them starts bartending, they are going to take over the world. I'll be watching on my two living room TV's. What's wrong with you?

You don't need a Godly voice to win 7 Tour De frances (capital "G" cuz we don't wanna offend God). Look, protest Australia and get TRUCKED by a robot. So don't worry if you get gored by a deer right after you eat your eggs smothered in Texas Pete, you got a framing hammer, and if all else fails you can live in a WalMart parking lot.

Look, this is serious business. It's not a joke. Just get an Iphone and be more efficient. Don't over anal-ize, it's just hiking.

When running from hurricanes, it's best to do cocaine burnouts. So Fuck whataburger, let's go camping. Alligators are less scary than seasonal herpes. So join us to see Gordan Ramsey scream at naked 23 year olds on the next episode of Whiskey and Whiskers Podcast.

Better late than never.