Carrot top is a hard mother F'er when he's raw-doggin these swords. While you're driving your tesla with apple vision, we're eatin chipotle and drinkin cold-beer for scholarships.

Grab a warm cup of toothpaste, we're vandalizing tampon machines and breaking light bulbs. Chinese spy pigeons caught footage of Ben Shapiro wrapping presents.  

Talm bout the border crisis, and NeuralLink. Keeping it real.

When you're drinking Chicken Cock you gotta remember not to fart in airplanes. There's no emergency landings when you got your dog-dick stuck in a chicken.

Description Desecration... Nuclear Nose-hair, highway Holiday, Butt-chin batteries. Gluten free.

Eating toaster steak while we hotbox the space station. Sweet and salty science up in here.

Frisbee bros got that cummy-tummy, after losing their butthole-loofah. Now they got a sperm IV from a needle in their nut, and soap in their butthole. Butt fuck it, there's gay lions.

Zombie deer are buying sperm extractors off the internet, but not donkey meat. Robots are drinking all the milk, and emailing your wife. Get used to it.

The Very Merry Christmas Episode!

Our first entirely AI generated episode.