Whiskey And Whiskers

Van Massages are better than burnt weiner sandwiches. Take your nascar to the Olympic rocket pull.

SILVER ALERT: Buzz Armstrong and Neil Astronaut in a space shuttle. Last seen in not-space, near not-Mars.

Degenerate diet: Steak, Whiskey, Cigarettes. Shake well before Climax. 

They're serving s'mores noods at the Taco Bell Retirement community cafeteria. Don't smuggle snakes on a plane.

Is a taco or a burrito? We're eating dogs and and blasting off prematurely. So clearly it's a chimichanga.

Access to Axis in Excess might lead to chicken chunks in the chocolate fountain. That's still better than ham chunks in your notsrils.

Don't get caught dating 35 women without your slingshot ready. You're gonna have to pit-maneuver some cows to get out of this quicksand. 

If you're drinking bong-water in Martha's Vineyard cuz you're out of weed, you might need a Chiquita Banana to get right. Don't get arrested in Denmark.

Killer Bee Beer better be on tap at the velociraptor ranch. We're getting lost in Briarcliff, but we're battling AI while we're getting the Amazon hooked on porn.

Be careful when playing Big-Foot Hunter, cuz these Bigfoots be strapped. Australian Streakers are gonna turn this Schlit around, because dragons don't have butt-holes.