Dark Brandon is hacking the mainframe and launching Teslas into space. Commander and Queef controls the weather, but Vienna sausages are worth getting shanked for.

We're drinking boloney champagne with the hamburglaress, but be careful of the D iN the A. These Erotic sheep are Larcenists.

Smoked Spam, Street Milk, and Tortinos Pizzas are on the menu.

We have a new wall outlet cleaning tutorial up on our lube tube channel. 

Diddy got busted with Walgreens butt-plugs. Sometimes you show up soupy and stay that way. Eat shit nerds.

Chester didn't throw-down because he forgot to throw-up.

The first Gentleman's sack contracts, but mushroom media is gonna push Frosty Nuggz. 

Getting together to record this week's episode, thought we would go ahead and drop last week's episode... You're welcome nerds.

Grab a glizzy, a bag o' wine, kick back n chic flic. When the OG hookers retire, everybody's Y chromosome gets smaller. COLLEGE HuuTBALL!

If you have TRex arms, you better have a Brontosaurus penis. Ray guns, and hydrogen car bombs.. i think this generation is F'd.

We're using xbox reviews to create nerd-shit recipes. AI movies are coming, we're gonna have to head south to Canada.

MY NAME'S JD VANCE B*ITCH! F*UCK YOUR COUCH!

Million dollar Hurri-Caine.. That Nancy Pelosi's a b*tch.

There's no Football, but at least we got the Olympics.