Chester didn't throw-down because he forgot to throw-up.

The first Gentleman's sack contracts, but mushroom media is gonna push Frosty Nuggz. 

Getting together to record this week's episode, thought we would go ahead and drop last week's episode... You're welcome nerds.

Grab a glizzy, a bag o' wine, kick back n chic flic. When the OG hookers retire, everybody's Y chromosome gets smaller. COLLEGE HuuTBALL!

If you have TRex arms, you better have a Brontosaurus penis. Ray guns, and hydrogen car bombs.. i think this generation is F'd.

We're using xbox reviews to create nerd-shit recipes. AI movies are coming, we're gonna have to head south to Canada.

MY NAME'S JD VANCE B*ITCH! F*UCK YOUR COUCH!

Million dollar Hurri-Caine.. That Nancy Pelosi's a b*tch.

There's no Football, but at least we got the Olympics.

Van Massages are better than burnt weiner sandwiches. Take your nascar to the Olympic rocket pull.

SILVER ALERT: Buzz Armstrong and Neil Astronaut in a space shuttle. Last seen in not-space, near not-Mars.

Degenerate diet: Steak, Whiskey, Cigarettes. Shake well before Climax. 

They're serving s'mores noods at the Taco Bell Retirement community cafeteria. Don't smuggle snakes on a plane.