White Cartel Dealer Explains How To SURVIVE Prison

Whats up people, today we have Johnny Mitchell to discuss how he got linked up with the Sinaloa cartel, how he eventually got caught, and how he survived 3 years in federal prison. INDULGE!

00:00 Intro

00:43 Johnny didn’t snitch

01:55 Johnny freelanced for the cartel

03:44 Did anyone try to climb Johnny’s tree?

05:53 Johnny’s first fight in prison

07:35 Different types of jail

08:28 Swedish jail is like summer camp

10:08 Schulz obeys the law because he’s scared of a booty bandits

14:07 Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker

20:11 Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness

22:07 How Johnny became a professional dealer

26:30 Coke is where the money is

29:31 Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart

35:20 Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse

41:30 Johnny was making $80k a month

46:19 How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs

56:31 Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel

01:01:08 Nobody wants to be the boss anymore

01:03:36 How freelancing led to Fentanyl

01:08:05 Comedy is like drug dealing

01:09:11 Dealing with mafia nepo-babies

01:13:20 Johnny is 0/1 with bribes

01:21:35 Johnny made $1 million selling

01:23:48 Where do you hide that much money?

01:30:33 Laundering money though gifts

01:32:20 Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen

01:38:51 Embracing your past

01:41:40 How Johnny would start again…

01:46:31 Paying US Border agents + Legalisation

01:55:18 Portland Whites are weird

02:00:09 European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents

02:09:13 Crack + crime + overcorrection

02:13:45 Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall

02:19:17 Narco-states built around Tourism

02:21:36 This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life

02:25:45 Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren’t as strict

02:33:00 Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison

02:40:02 Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie

02:43:38 Difference between Snitch and Rat

02:45:26 Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy

02:50:44 Comedy in prison is the best

02:54:53 Every prisoner has a gf

02:56:30 Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting

02:57:41 Being the last bootlegger - “no regrets”

02:59:26 Smashing out Cartel’s girl + Risk taking