Kristin is joined by hilarious comedian, barista, and amazing eye makeup doer, Jess Feeny. Grimes escapes to Jupiter to start a lesbian space commune, Demi Lovato hangs with Aliens in Joshua Tree (or did They just do mushrooms?), and MORE NEWS.

Chelsea was naked while dog sitting for Kristin’s dogs who are old men. Speaking of old men...Pope Francis flexes on his haters! Trump supporters hate Zuck, A little girl thinks mom is an alien and MORE NEWS!

Kristin is joined by comedian, mom, and generally cool person, Emily Paige. 90 Day Fiance stars corner the market for foot pics, A woman is this mad about a lollipop, we are all being brainwashed, and MORE NEWS!

Kristin and Chelsea celebrate their podcast anniversary and contemplate what’s changed (and what hasn’t) in a year. Stories this week include lucrative dumpster diving, Britney’s prenup, and MORE NEWS. Happy anniversary to everyone who has remained among us!

Kristin is joined by a comedian, dog mom, and the designer of the Who Among Us logo, Meg Patenaude. We bond over bacon, egg, and cheese bagels. A woman is her boyfriend’s secret landlord, Wally the Walrus wants to chill on a float and MORE NEWS!

Kristin and Chelsea experience highs and lows as they reconcile with the current state of women’s rights in Texas, business acumen, what the deal with cryptocurrency could possibly be, and MORE NEWS!

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Kristin is joined by comedian and Rebecca Kaplan and neither can stop ads from playing as they read their stories. A woman doesn't let her roommate's corpse stop her from having people over, two feuding brides take to Reddit, and MORE NEWS!

Kristin and Chelsea have both been personally victimized by mid-level marketing scams and the loved ones who fall prey to them. They are also interested in how to handle a former employee's error if the said employee was once the leader of the free world. Plus, how we lie to ourselves and others on first dates, why you need to know your limits with edibles and MORE NEWS.

Kristin is joined by special guest comic Arielle Dundas, who is also Twitter famous. We never do learn whatever happened with That guy...Covid won’t quit. Arielle won’t stop giggling. Freedom Day disappoints, Cheeseburgers are temptresses and MORE NEWS!

Kristin and Chelsea's wallets have paid the price for this post-vaccination summer. Maybe fear of the new Delta variant will provide enough dopamine to scare them straight. Plus, they discuss their strategies when they run into mansplainers--turns out even Olympic medalists aren't safe. They weigh in on Celebrity Soapgate2021, switch gears with adorable animals, and MORE NEWS.