Kristin is coming for Bob the Builder’s job. Chelsea lives and dies by the D.E.N.N.I.S System. Waking up is hard to do (even for sex). Kim Kardashian is going to be fine post-divorce, A couple gets married several times for the vacation time, and MORE NEWS!

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Our guest Srilatha Rajamani calls her dog “the d*ck” because he is kind of a d*ck. Kristin’s dog’s lipstick comes out when it's time to eat, who among us? A.I catcalls dogs, Pop Corn Salad gets its comeuppance on Twitter and MORE NEWS.

Kristin and Chelsea are “half vaxed” and are lodging a formal complaint regarding the lack of lollipops. Kristin got Pfizer and Chelsea got Moderna so now they must fight. Cheese is a drug and Hunter Biden agrees, fictional male assistants help out, and MORE NEWS!

Our guest Badar Tareen’s metaphors are problematic. Taxation is theft. Most importantly it’s Toby the dog’s Birthday! Florida man is at it again, A woman accidentally flashes the world through a wine glass reflection and MORE NEWS!

Kristin’s Dad still doesn’t understand Podcasts. Kristin and Chelsea discuss the Crown and the royal throuple. Chelsea has confusing sexual feelings for Margaret Thatcher? A mom quits doing chores to see what happens, stairs are hard for Biden (and us), and MORE NEWS. Also, please someone sponsor us?

Our guest Madelein is Kristin’s new Dad. The characters in rent did not deserve Joanne, commit crimes, kill a dog, and are awful tippers. Capital rioter just wants his mommy, the worst Dad ever runs off with his GFs Mom after they have a baby and MORE NEWS.

Kristin and Chelsea wonder how they will cope with commuting back to work after covid. A man has 2 wives, 3 fiancés, and 15 girlfriends and none of them knew about each other..until a viral Facebook post, a “Big Ole Fish”, and MORE NEWS!

Our guest Hallie is not a soda person. Kristin is addicted to Diet Coke. Parents have the best snacks. Tom Brady doesn’t know what to do with himself, Nascar drivers at the McDonalds drive-thru, and MORE NEWS.

Kristin and Chelsea are thirsty for sponsors. Speaking of thirst, Kristin’s dog spilled water on her computer and Lacroix is a gateway drug to Diet Coke. Gorilla Glue, SAG AFTRA can’t fire Donald Trump because HE QUITS and MORE NEWS!

Special guest friend of the pod, Matthew Dietz tries to convince Kristin that Improv is not a cult. Kristin tries to convince Matthew to watch “You” on Netflix. Neither work. Unlucky criminals, Millenials don’t get married, and MORE NEWS!