Kristin is joined by special guest comic and movie buff Michael Clayton. Michael talks movies, Kristin gushes over The Heights, and they debate the ethical implications of having your cheating boyfriend murdered. A woman’s dog cheats on her, secret millionaires, and MORE NEWS!

Kristin and Chelsea find that even for the most despicable people among us, the principles of an ideal sandwich are worth…going to war for? Dying for? Something like that. Plus, science articles can feel like a personal roast, Kristin and Chelsea are not picking up a Marvel sponsorship but are still open to others, and MORE NEWS.

Kristin and Chelsea are not television critics and may have wrongly predicted a few crucial plot points regarding the end of this season’s cult hit, “Cruel Summer”, but remain big fans of the 90s aesthetic. They also discuss the ethics of leaving Starbucks consumers high and dry in protest, promise a sports bra giveaway (wires are canceled) to one lucky listener who writes our next review, plus MORE NEWS!

Kristin is joined by a special guest comic and all-around cool person Aiden Kelly and they are constantly interrupted by a total monster, Toby. Bill Gates is more fun drunk, elephants come crashing in, and more news.

Kristin is joined by special guest Jessica Rotondi. They discuss true crime, why men agree to take polygraph tests when they know they did it. Trump wants to stop people from making fun of him, marrying your twin's ex is awkward, and MORE NEWS!

Kristin and Chelsea explore the lie that is “the ice cream machine is broken” and spend a good amount of time talking about “Cruel Girl Summer” (spoiler alert at 10:45-15:45). Ivana Trump has Birthday advice for her ex, a pair of twins share a boyfriend and a toilet, and MORE NEWS!

Special guest Elizabeth Lopez joins Kristin and her dog Toby who won’t shut up. Macron gets slapped in the face, Jezz Bezos runs away to space, Teens are quitting math, and MORE NEWS!

Kristin and Chelsea have technical difficulties (rip our first recording of this episode). Kristin was lucky to give Task Rabbit a “learning opportunity,” Another food network reality contestant gets arrested for murder, Ted Cruz’s joke bombs on Twitter, and MORE NEWS!

Our guest Brett Singer stops by to talk about social distance dance options. Gwyneth Paltrow ate bread during quarantine, a true life footloose situation, a groom gets left at the alter because he can’t count by 2’s, and MORE NEWS.

Kristin and Chelsea celebrate 1,000 downloads among us! Please continue to listen, rate, and review! A woman swiped left on Ben Affleck, a man swipes left on work for 15 years, and MORE NEWS!