Kristin and Chelsea navigate therapy in the United States healthcare system and find several cults along the way. A woman finds a stranger has been living in her attic, a man lives in an airport and MORE NEWS!

Special guest Nicole Seltman all the way from Austin Texas. Nicole and Kristin are sisters even though they look nothing alike. They share embarrassing childhood tales. A pilot will just turn the plane around if the passengers don’t behave, scientists gaslight snails, and MORE NEWS!

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Chelsea sleeps naked...HELLO LADIES! Kristin is really “into tea lately” like most supercool people. Soda is the most delightful poison (sponsor us?). 2021 comes in hot with a man changing his name to Celine Dion while drunk, No one misses Meghan McCain on the View, Kristin’s dogs interrupt briefly, and MORE NEWS!

Special guest Vannessa Jackson does comedy wherever it's legal and finds her friends deleted youtube channels for her Instagram show (VMZ Live!) Kristin's dog Toby interrupts a lot. A woman thought her baby weight was just due to covid snacking. A gender reveal party goes very very wrong and MORE NEWS

Kristin and Chelsea discuss the finale of NYC with live updates from the Citizens app. Chelsea’s therapist ordered seamless mid-session. Kristin’s mom steals sweet n’ low. Cursing parrots, The White House has “the best malts” and MORE NEWS!

Special guest Kayt Hester is like a raccoon and will eat whatever is in the fridge. Kristin believes that 90-day fiance is the “Renaissance of Reality TV”. A woman marries a ghost named Ray and it doesn’t go well (shocking), the Blue Apron plant in NJ is the new "Fight Club" and MORE NEWS!

Follow Kayt-Twitter @KaytHester and Instagram @ak8balls_o_fire

Chelsea considers ER tacos. Trump is like a father to Kristin (JKJKJK). Big Meth is a potential sponsor, Grandma ghosts her Republican Husband Cardi B calls herself a crazy b*tch and MORE NEWS.

Chelsea and Kristin don’t know if bi-monthly means twice a month or every other month. Nevertheless, Chelsea will be here every other week but is fully homosexual. Chelsea is feeling better after her health scare. Kristin has sexual feelings about a buffalo chicken sandwich.  The cast of Riverdale brushes their teeth, Satanism doesn’t sound that bad, and MORE NEWS.

Special guest Angela Cobb named her computer. Kristin's dog Toby interrupts. Voting topless, death via selfie, and MORE NEWS. 

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Chelsea is back after getting a ride in the ambulance. Kristin and Chelsea share stories of the ER! Chelsea always brings a pair of underwear on dates Kristin quotes Alexander Hamilton(again), Captain America's accidental d*ck pick,  Pres. Trump stays far away from his supporters and MORE NEWS.