Don’t know your Bacons from your Marlowes, your deVeres from your Rutlands? Fear not. We addressed the so-called "Authorship Question" in our 2006 book, Reduced Shakespeare: The Complete Guide for the Attention-Impaired (abridged), outlining all the major candidates and computing the odds that someone other than Shakespeare actually wrote his keen plays and nifty sonnets. The answer may surprise you! This episode features the entire text of Chapter Five, "Who Wrote This Stuff?", and offers iconoclasm and mischief-making, scandalous scholarship, wild supposition, equally unlikely possibilities, and a little thing we like to call "logic." (Length 29:34)