Open wide and come hungry—we’re serving sloppy seconds on Episode 2 of Who’s the A**hole, with special guest Jordan Firstman.

This week, Katya and Jordan spar over all the essentials—we’re talking 12-inch death wishes, giving head with condoms (no, like… sometimes it’s necessary), lube-related near-death experiences, and how there literally has never been a funny straight man (ever).

Is being gay over? Is Billy Crystal still f*ckable? Are you an a**hole if you pretend you’ve never seen your Starbucks barista on Grindr after ghosting him days ago? There’s only one way to find out...