We try to decide who we would choose if we had to vote for either Joe Biden or Jimmy Carter. Sarah Palin lost a special election for an Alaska House seat. Deion Sanders offers some common-sense advice for his players. We show a video that proves fat people need to stay away from inversion tables. And lastly, Speedy has a "little" problem as he prepares for his role as stadium hype man for UAB football's opening game. 

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