Why Do We Own That?

Isn't Ben Willis hot in the North Carolina Summer while wearing that rain slicker?  If his motivation is revenge, why does he kill so many people that weren't involved in the accident?  And, most importantly, does the killer even understand the logistics of a meat hook as a murder weapon?

We ask the important questions with Broadwaysted's Kevin Jaegar: Is the Phantom's horse Christine's drugged-out fever dream?  What's the deal with the graveyard swordfight? Is there anything more American than this British show? And most importantly, why, in a movie about singing in an opera, can nobody sing?

Why did this director have 2 eight year olds kiss? How did Reese avoid jailtime when she assaulted the mayor of New York City?  How did no one recognize Kevin Sussman?  And most importantly, is cancer cat immortal?

Why would you walk into an active street if you know Death is after you?  What would your childhood be like if your parents named you Clear Rivers? WHAT ARE THE RULES?! And most importantly, do you know everything there is to know about Randy Stone?

If Watchmen is the worst, is this the best usage of the song "Hallelujah" in film?  Did Farquaad really die a horrible death at the hands of a bloodthirsty dragon?  Who decided Robin Hood should be a French musical theatre star? And most importantly, did somebody once tell me the world was gonna roll me?

NOTE: Our mic didn't record this episode correctly.  Rather than re-recording, we decided to keep it - but replaced our microphone for all future episodes.  Sorry 'bout it!

Blissfully, we get to talk about a good movie from our collection this week.  Does this still hold up against Silicon Valley?  Is it even possible to choose a favorite quote? Might Stephen Root be the greatest actor of all time? And most importantly, can you watch it without letting the existential dread about your job set in?

We bring on our first guess, resident Star Wars nerd Jess Woodard, to discuss such burning questions as:  Does Qui-Gon have a crippling gambling addiction? Why is this movie filled with racist caricatures?  How does Palpatine go undetected, when he's so transparently evil?  And most importantly, is Naboo paying its taxes?

How are we all dealing without having a Blockbuster to stroll through to pick your date night DVD?  Did you know this movie is not actually "Snatch"? Why does Mark Strong's narration just disappear halfway through?  And most importantly:  What the hell is going on with that painting?!

What's the difference between "Don't Breathe" and "Hush"?  Why is Roy from The Office the worst cop in the history of cops?  What is Clark Gregg even doing in this movie?  And most importantly:  how many minutes do you have left on your phone this month?!

In this episode we discuss:

-The correct pronounciation of the word “Siege”

-How the movie disappeared from the face of the Earth after 9/11

-Dave’s questionable movie taste in the 90’s

-When good actors turn in bad acting