In this Episode, we discuss Cassie's obsession with Elderly Paul Newman, just how ugly you could possibly make Jude Law, the beauty of even mediocre Sam Mendes films, and how this movie is the perfect example of a masculine, hardening daddy issues film.

In This Episode We Discuss:

-Cassie's borderline obsession with owning all of Disney's 2-D films

-Children's movie or horror movie?

-Pinocchio's green smoking face

-and why the blue fairy doesn't really have a face

In this Episode we discuss:

- Cassie likes skittles

- Aspect ratios

- Tits

- Dave's childhood

In this episode, we discuss:

-How only the slave muppets look anything like muppets

-The Skeksi's annoying habit of narrating everything that happens to them

-The unexpected connection between The Dark Crystal and Fallout 3

In this episode we discuss: 

- That sex scene, and Shrek

- Our old person tendencies

- Blue dick

- There is no need for this film to be as confusing as it is

In this episode we discuss:

- Normal Tuesday nights for Shia LaBeouf

- Questionable properties of magnetism

- Dumb fan lip service vs. fun fan lip service

In this episode we discuss:

- Wee Sing in Sillyville (Kidsongs)

- David Bowie's crotch

- Cinematography on POINT.

- WTF WAS THE ENDING 

- Feminist Allegory theories

In this episode we discuss:

- Why DON'T we own this?!

- We don't have anything bad to say about this film. 

-....We're totally music nerds.....

- Why does Viggo do that voice in the council scene? 

- <3 <3 <3

In this episode we discuss:

- The inaccuracy of the title, complete with our suggestion of a new one

- The universe did not want us to own this film

- <3 Krakens

- Indiana Jones 4, Star Wars pod racing, and other terrible CGI sequences from the mid 2000s. 

In this episode we discuss:

- Dave owned this movie, sold it, and then Cassie bought it for him for Christmas

 .....it's so upsetting all we are able to say is "why".