Why Me's Podcast 日常 × 幹話 × 職場

把朋友帶出去認識新朋友。 
好人做到底，到底是不是好人? 
開心的社交場合原地變成了災難現場。 

老實說，
社交的修羅場，
是不是就是有你在的地方? 

Bring your friend out to meet new people, go all the way being the “nice guy”… but are you actually nice?

What was supposed to be a fun social hangout turns into a full-on disaster scene.

Honestly,
is a social battlefield
just wherever you show up?

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滑雪滑到臉曬傷，
清酒直接用 Shot 解決。

頻道以為沒人在聽，
結果朋友全部都有訂閱。

老實說，
最可怕的不是網路社死，
而是你以為朋友沒人知道。

Got sunburned from skiing, and ended up taking sake like it’s straight shots.

Thought nobody was listening to the podcast, turns out all my friends are quietly subscribed.

Honestly,
the scariest part isn’t getting canceled online—
it’s realizing your friends knew everything all along.

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正版日K＋高級音質，
結果被辣子雞毀掉聲帶。

再加碼KTV抓包名場面。

老實說，
來唱歌只是藉口，
看好戲才是真相。

Original Japanese-style karaoke + premium sound system,
ruined by a plate of spicy chicken wrecking our vocal cords.

Then came the bonus: a full-on KTV “caught-in-the-act” moment.

Honestly,
we didn’t come to sing—
we came for the drama.

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車鑰匙掉在後車廂，
老師傅一頓操作猛如虎。

保險絲燒掉、鑰匙差點報廢，
最後還是得靠學長遠端救場。

老實說，
難的不是問題本身，
而是選到了那個錯的人。  

(感情也是) 

The car key got locked in the trunk,
and the old mechanic went full “master at work.”

The fuse got blown, the key almost got ruined,
and in the end, it still took my senior guiding things remotely to fix it.

Honestly,
the hard part wasn’t the problem itself—
it was choosing the wrong person to solve it.

(Relationships too.)

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公司開始大風吹，

主管離職，零食補貨也一起畢業。

從Gap Year幻想、紐約夢想，

一路聊到房貸與帳單的現實。

老實說，

不是不敢裸辭，

是我的銀行帳戶比老闆更需要我上班。

The company is starting a big game of musical chairs—
the manager is leaving, and the snack restocks are graduating with him.

From Gap Year fantasies and New York dreams, to the harsh reality of mortgages and monthly bills.

Honestly, it’s not that I’m afraid to quit without a plan—
it’s just that my bank account needs me to keep working more than my boss does.

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岡山狂開百萬，
我只中300還感冒。

從神明廳連線打《世紀帝國》，
到手搓麻將放槍、夜衝台南喝高粱，
過年變成酒精、紅包，還有世界小到離譜的八卦現場。

老實說，
不是運氣不好，
是財神爺真的忙到沒空看我。

Million-dollar winners everywhere in Gangshan, and I walk away with 300 bucks… and a cold.

From LAN parties in the ancestral hall playing Age of Empires,
to hand-shuffling mahjong and dealing into everyone’s wins,
to late-night Tainan runs fueled by high-proof liquor —
New Year has become a mix of alcohol, red envelopes, and absurdly small-world gossip.

Honestly,
it’s not that I’m unlucky —
the God of Fortune is just too busy to notice me.

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答應幫忙、約好時間、氣勢滿滿，
結果最後出現的只有空氣，還有學弟的絕望。

從盜版的怪獸對打機，到重修靠學弟代打、國中的江湖傳說，
這一集聊的不只是青春黑歷史，而是那些「當年覺得很帥，現在只想刪除記憶」的故事。

老實說，
不是我們變成熟，
只是以前真的太王八蛋了。

Promises made, plans locked in, confidence at max —
and in the end, the only thing that showed up was empty air… and a junior’s despair.

From bootleg monster battle devices to getting carried through retakes by juniors, plus legendary middle-school chaos, this episode isn’t just about embarrassing youth stories — it’s about those moments that once felt cool but now just make us want to erase our own memories.

Honestly,
it’s not that we became more mature —
we were just huge assholes back then.

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從前是「生日就喝爆」，

現在是「拜託不要再倒了」。

從威士忌PTSD、閃酒大成功，到努力維持不吐只為了能順利回家，

這一集聊的不是生日也不是酒量，而是被現實毒打後的人生。

老實說，

不求成為酒場王者，

只求最後司機大哥願意載我回家。

From “it’s my birthday, let’s get wasted,” to “please… don’t pour another one.”

From whisky PTSD and successful drink-dodging, to desperately staying functional just to make it home, this episode isn’t really about birthdays or alcohol tolerance — it’s about a life reshaped by reality’s harsh lessons.

Honestly,
I’m not trying to be the king of the bar anymore,
I just hope the driver is willing to take me home.

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從「絲襪跳舞」開始，
一路喝到板車託運、飯店開房、司機拒載。

老實說，
這一集不是在慶生，
是在驗證朋友到底能為你撐到多晚。

From “fishnet dancing” as the opening act, to push on a flatbed cart, emergency hotel rooms, and drivers refusing the ride.

Honestly,
this episode isn’t about celebrating a birthday—
it’s a stress test of how long your friends are willing to stay for you.

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把自己的胃當雪克杯來做特調，

無菜單調酒真的貴。

以為只是跟朋友吃跨年飯，

結果差點以為是要被載去賣掉。

老實說，我們的2026年，一開始就注定了接下來的不平凡。

Treating our stomachs like cocktail shakers,
Off-menu cocktails are stupidly expensive.
Thought it was just a New Year’s dinner with friends,
almost felt like we were about to get sold off.

Honestly, our 2026 was doomed from the start
to be anything but ordinary.

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