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2026 新年新希望，
寫得很滿，做到很少。

目標一條一條列，
現實一條一條刪。

老實說，
不是我們不努力，
是人生根本不給進度條。

2026 New Year’s Resolutions

Written with ambition, executed with disappointment.

Goals lined up one by one, reality deletes them one by one.

Honestly, it’s not that we don’t try —
life just doesn’t come with a progress bar.

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禮物只是包裝，
真正被交換的，是尷尬、壓力，還有不能說破的人情。

老實說，
這一集不是在過聖誕節，
是在展示主揪的辛酸血淚史。

The gifts are just the wrapping.
What’s really being exchanged are awkwardness, pressure, and all the unspoken social obligations.

Honestly,
this episode isn’t about celebrating Christmas—
it’s a showcase of the host’s blood, sweat, and emotional damage.

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酒精一上頭，理智直接下線，
裝 ABC、切語言、只差沒掏護照求生。 

老實說，
能安全回家，
真的不是靠酒量，是靠運氣。 

Once the alcohol kicks in, logic goes offline.

Switching languages, pretending to be ABC—almost pulling out a passport just to survive.

Honestly, making it home safely, wasn’t about alcohol tolerance, it was pure luck.

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從護手霜聊到假粉，
再一路被推進假面騎士的深坑出不來。

老實說，
這一集不是在推薦作品，
而是確認我們到底是長大了，還是真的老了。。

From hand cream to fake fans,
we somehow get pushed straight into the deep pit of Kamen Rider and can’t climb out.

Honestly,
this episode isn’t about recommending shows—
it’s about figuring out whether we’ve grown up, or just grown old.

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AI 越來越聰明，
會安慰人、會談戀愛、還可能當你老闆。
老實說，
這一集不是在聊未來，是在確認我們是不是先被淘汰。

AI keeps getting smarter—
it can comfort you, fall in love, and might even become your boss.
Honestly,
this episode isn’t about the future,
it’s about checking whether we’re getting eliminated first.

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寶可夢沒有，數碼寶貝沒有，
只有符咒、假鬼，還有道行破表的同學。

老實說，
現在回想起來，鬼可能真的被我們嚇跑了。(應...應該吧)

No Pokémon, no Digimon—
just talismans, fake ghosts, and classmates with maxed-out “spiritual levels.”

Honestly,
looking back now, the ghosts were probably the ones scared off by us.  (I… I guess so?) 

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人情難防、詐騙難躲、我們的人生難逃陷阱。
老實說，我唯一能信的只剩眼前的麥克風 ...

It’s hard to guard against favors, harder to dodge scams, and nearly impossible to chat without falling into a trap. Honestly… the only thing I can still trust is my microphone. 

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 課程騙、廣告騙、連披薩都騙，
 老實說，我懷疑全世界只缺一個騙局：不騙我。 

 Courses scam me, ads scam me, even pizza scams me.
 At this point, I think the only scam left in the world is not scamming me. 

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 從小鋼珠到暗巷酒吧，玩到迷路也停不下來。
 老實說，佛地魔不可怕，被阿嬤搶機台才是！ 

 From pachinko balls to shady alley bars, we kept playing until we literally got lost.
 Honestly, Voldemort isn’t scary—getting your machine snatched by an old lady is! 

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從羊肉炒麵到刈包，被盤到懷疑人生。
老實說，難吃不可怕，被當盤子才是!!

 From lamb fried noodles to gua bao, I got scammed so hard I started questioning my life.
 Honestly, bad food isn’t scary—being treated like a sucker is!! 

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