Why Will No One Date These Guys?

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  • Episode 19.5: Patreon launch episode

    Howdy, y'all! We're just stopping by to wish you a happy day and let you know about our big step forward in branding and business. We've launched a Patreon for our podcast to help pay for episode editing and fun little side projects; if you have any spare change each month, we'd greatly appreciate your support. 

    Next week's episode is already up on Patreon as well as some bts photos and polls for future episode content. If you want to shape the next few months of content and see us looking dapper, check it out.!

    https://www.patreon.com/datetheseguys

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    17 min
  • Episode 19: Current Events Catchup September 2021
    We get it, no one reads the news anymore. Print is dead, digital is dying, the future is viral tiktok journalism, yada yada yada. We’ve all heard the excuses a thousand times, which is why we’re here to summarize everything that’s happening and give you our takes on some recent events from the end of August through mid-September. Yes, we skip over a rousing discussion of Kanye’s Donda album, but that’s only to make room for plenty of talk about the OnlyFans kerfuffle (and reversal), Afghani women, Texas abortion bans, abortion in other countries, Whatsapp privacy concerns, the Guardian’s Judith Butler interview, dress codes, and Joel’s concerns about that Matrix 4 trailer (yes, it’s relevant to our podcast). 

    Joel cites a scene from No Country for Old Men and gets the line right but the context completely wrong. We’ve included a clip; all credit to the Coen Brothers.

    Our theme music is “Drop” by the artist Ketsa. If you like their music, you can find more of it here.

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    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode 18: Sex Ed 3 - Body Parts

    It's part 3 of our basic Sex-Ed series and we're finally on to the fun topics of body parts, transgender individuals, and statistics on sexual activity?  Want to know the average penis size? What percentage of people are having sex on a consistent basis? A surefire way to tell how much sexual experience someone has? Well, we discuss everything but the last one.

    This should be one of the last episodes with audio difficulties. As of the time of writing this description, we are back to independent mics, like the consummate professionals we strive to be.  

    Our theme music is “Drop” by the artist Ketsa. If you like their music, you can find more of it here.

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 17: Texas Abortion Law - Reaction

    Howdy, y'all. We figured we'd take a break from our sex-ed series to rustle up some conversation on  that there Texas abortion  law that the Supreme Court, bless their hearts, decided to let stand.  Why dontcha sit down with a glass of sweet tea and a chicken fried steak and listen to us...aw heck. There really aren't a lot of good ways to make this topic fun to talk about, so here's the deal. Texas now has a horrible anti-abortion law that is going to hurt a lot of women. We had some strong feelings on it. so we recorded an emergency episode last week to discuss what it will do to abortion rights and how you  can fight against it, both in and outside of Texas.  If you're upset about what this means for the future of US abortion rights, maybe listen to this one.

    We discuss a bunch of resources in this episode; here are links to a few:

    https://www.plancpills.org/guide-how-to-get-abortion-pills#find-pills

    https://www.reddit.com/r/auntienetwork

    https://abortionfunds.org/need-abortion/

    https://aidaccess.org/

    https://www.exposefakeclinics.com/cpc 

    Our theme music is “Drop” by the artist Ketsa. If you like their music, you can find more of it here.


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    53 min
  • Episode 16: Sex Ed Pt 2 - Relationships

    It's part 2 of our basic sex ed series. Part One was Consent, many moons ago, and now we're getting into healthy relationships and warning signs of abuse.  We keep it upbeat but do be warned that there are still some mature themes in this episode (ie abuse: we don't mean taxes and high fiber diets).

    One other thing to keep in mind; the endless audio difficulties never cease. This was recorded with one omnidirectional microphone due to some hardware problems;  the quality is fine, but we're going to get back to independent microphones soon.

    Our theme music is “Drop” by the artist Ketsa. If you like their music, you can find more of it here.

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    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 15: How to Talk Right Pretty feat. "Art of Captivating Conversation."

    Oh man, our fifteen episode milestone. You know what didn't get 15 episodes? Firefly.  What a fun tv show. You should watch that. We think that mostly holds up, as long as you kind of "death of the author" the whole thing.  You know what else was fun? Dollhouse.  Inconsistent messaging and really weak second season, but, hey,  same will be said about us when all is said and done, right?

    Springing right off the success of our current events episode, Joel and Naomi return to discuss how you can master the art of small talk and banter. Unsure how to approach people? Unclear what to do once you're talking? Tune in and we'll give some quick tips for how even introverts can conquer any conversation, professional, platonic, or romantic. 

    You can purchase "Art of Captivating Conversation" here. 

    Our theme music is “Drop” by the artist Ketsa. If you like their music, you can find more of it here.

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 14: Current Events Catch-Up August 2021
    Okay, we get it. Long-winded regurgitations of all the boring books Joel’s read are boring. Joel’s boring too. You think we don’t know that? Trust me, we know that.

     To give you a reprieve, we’re talking about current events, all the hip and cool topics going on at the time of recording. Sound editing takes time though, so if you’re confused by any of our references to American Idol or the Gulf War, know that we got it out as soon as we could.

    Joel and Naomi tackle a hodge-podge of topics in this one, ranging from BS at and about the Olympics to unruly airline passengers, Brittany Spears’ conservatorship (status has changed since we recorded), Andrew’s Cuomo’s sexual misconduct, and Cori Bush’s recent work to delay evictions. No dumb book-stuff here, just the Guy siblings, uncensored and uncut. 

    You can find Scroobius Pip’s song, “The Struggle,” here.  Famed angsty teen Joel thinks his best work can be found here.

    Current Affairs has a great piece on trans people in sports here.

    The Brittany Spears clip this episode comes from “Gimme More.”

    Our theme music is “Drop” by the artist Ketsa. If you like their music, you can find more of it here.

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    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 13: Book Club - Sex Work and Prostitution feat. the book "Revolting Prostitutes."

    We got a zesty episode for you this week, one that digs right into mankind's oldest profession. No, not stone-masonry, the other one.  Joel and Naomi dig into "Revolting Prostitutes," a comprehensive  discussion of international sex work that links together the fight for sex worker rights with  fights for women's rights, racial equality, and a more equitable future. Tune in to learn more about the history of the profession, why basically every attempt to regulate it fails, why enforcement only makes working conditions worse, and what countries are doing okay and downright terrible jobs at regulating the industry and keeping people safe. 

    Order a copy of "Revolting Prostitutes" here.

    Our theme music is “Drop” by the artist Ketsa. If you like their music, you can find more of it here.

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    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode 12: Getting the Good Dates (feat. Giselle Lee)

    Joel’s longtime friend Giselle drops by to talk about her dating life, thoughts on dating apps, building a perfect dating bio, and arranged marriage, for some reason. Learn what an experienced dater looks for in men and what you can do (regardless of your sex) to improve your dating profiles. Joel also busts out another round of the “Price is Wrong,” a lovely gameshow beloved by all (spoiler alert: Naomi’s loss streak remains unbroken). 

    Our theme music is “Drop” by the artist Ketsa. If you like their music, you can find more of it here.

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    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode 11: WHO the hell do you think you are?

    Sup, fam. This episode was recorded a few weeks back before we had some audio issues straightened out. Joel is very proud of the fact that the audio issues this time were all Naomi’s fault. Please make sure all angry emails are directed to her at [email protected].

    Joel and Naomi get together in this one to talk about WHO’s recent recommendation that women of “child-bearing age” not drink alcohol. This leads into a discussion about the weird way WHO frames the issue of alcoholism, societies’ tendency to infantilize women while also treating them as needing to be more responsible, and fun stats on fetal alcohol disorders. 

    Our theme music is “Drop” by the artist Ketsa. If you like their music, you can find more of it here.

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    1 hr 6 min

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Two siblings take on the painful world of relationships among the youths, exploring why people are dating/having sex/settling down less. We also talk about relationship and sex issues, current…