Wigs Wice

Tim Allen is so marginalized you guys. We were going to start a Kickstarter but then we realized we didn't give anything close to a f***. #oops

This week, we drag Brett Ratner, Dave Chappelle, John Mayer, someone actually named Raul Labrador and almost Tom Cruise for a garden variety of reasons they all probably deserve.

And y'all Security Moms… yeah, you're gonna want to have a BIG glass of wice ready for this one. Troll Patrol gets real meta and we flip our wigs over things that really matter. Like Moana, RuPaul's Drag Race, Baywatch and an iPad game for teenagers. Listen, it's not the New York Times, but it's also not fake news. So... that's something.

... and we provide the rest! (seriously, it took twenty minutes to come up with a relevant wig-related title this week, RELAX)

This episode, we waltz into "Missing Richard Simmons," Finance Bro, Beauty and the Homosexual Agenda, Dahlonega, and how "Feud" proves that some #ladystruggles never seem to change. Oh, and "The Bachelor" is finally over. We promise to never put you through that again.

We'll also break down the incredibly important new political crisis, "Floss's Policy." Trust us, this one is a game-changer and you MUST be informed.

Pour yourself some wice and settle in. Is it one cube or two?

We're back! Rested, recharged and ready to rage.

Dead men tell no tales, but we sure do. Pirates be damned, we're coming for Snapchat, Texas, Danny Masterson, and if your name happens to be Casey this week, buckle up. 

Also, we lumber towards the Bachelor finish line, drag a Yelp troll who needs to delete her account and manage to talk about the wonder that is Chrissy Teigan yet again.

Arg, mateys, there be rough waters ahead but chart a course with us. A wigs life for ye! Rum!   

Are you a beleaguered mom like one of the power mamas from Big Little Lies, Angelina Jolie or Raquel, Corinne's nanny? Well, pour yourself an extra large glass of wice and settle in for an hour and a half of sass sure to take the edge off. 

It's all here: Leah Remini, Chris Brown, The Bachelor, Lindsay Lohan, Wendy's, This is Us, Hoxie, The Oscars and so much more, you may have to literally re-ice your wice. Download away and plink, plink, wigs... time's a wastin'! 

Wigs, we literally put more thought into this week's episode than our president did with his latest press conference. So, trust and believe, it's great and loaded with fake news. We break down the Bachelor final four… er, three, question the Russians more than our own administration and evaluate the Grammys from multiple angles. Primarily the Beyonce angle, but a couple other ones, too. Plus, a brand new segment, Troll Patrol Dispatch - what more could a wig ask for?!?

Betsy DeVos is officially the secretary of education so now we talk much gooder on this upisode of week! We rank our early picks for the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race, fall back in like with Tom Hiddleston (and even Taylor Swift), sample the comedy stylings of Mike Huckabee and wonder why saying "Dear White People" bothers so many damn white people. All thus and very muchly more! #MrsDevosOpus

We know, we know. Every week you think it's going to turn. So do we. But if you can count on anything, it's us. We're here with the perfect blend of serious (Betsy Devos, a potential coup) and not-so-much (Johnny Depp, Winona's face) so that you can have your medicine with a spoonful of sugar. Man, how helpful would Mary Poppins be right now? Until then, stick with us, friends. 

Well, it's taken roughly three days as president for that schmuck to fuck everything up so we decided it was only right for us to come back a little early this week. Brace yourself for so much spillage of tea, wine and even Monster drink, our cups runnethed over. There's even time for a Reality Check and Troll Patrol! Don't say we never gave you anything. Enjoy, wigs! #sharkgirl

It's been a big week, and we have a lot to unpack, we know. Before that, why not take a little break from all the Inauguration and "alternative facts" chatter, and sit down with us to talk about something uplifting... like the mail order bride industry! Slip into a comfy wig, pour yourself that wice and join us for some Book Club action. We'll be back in a few days to delve into all that nasty business. 

That press conference tho. This week, we sip our way through the national meltdown that's become so embarrassing, our wigs put in for vacation time. But there's plenty of irritation to go around. We share the wealth with Steve Harvey, The Bachelor, Jimmy Fallon and believe it or not... even Meryl. Drama! You'll have to hear it to believe it.