Will Boobs Unite or Divide Us?

How much trouble did Bridget get in over Sydney Sweeney's boobs? Did Trump bribe the Supreme Court with Never Surrender Hightops? What will the name "Dr. Jill's Milk Cannons" be used for? Has the Unwokening begun? 0:00 - WOMEN! 8:15 - Old-In-Chief 9:49 - Troll-In-Exile 11:39 - Get Rekt China 15:37 - Sheath Underwear 16:38 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 18:35 - Weather 18:59 - Never Woke Enough 20:13 - The Unwokening 23:29 - BON CHARGE 24:39 - Dumpster Diving 26:06 - Breaking Bridget 30:04 - The Internet Is Glorious Read Bridget's Sydney Sweeney article - https://thespectator.com/topic/sydney-sweeney-boobs-back-culture-glorification/ Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & BON CHARGE - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off! Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.

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