Another existential crisis rips the Great Republic! Entire areas of America are not within easy commuting distance of brick-and-ivy universities, condemning millions of apparently immobile rural people to a life free of the mental indoctrination and intellectual intimidation found on modern campuses. And all America’s country folk have to say is: THANKS!

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