It's! Some! It's! Some! Podcasters up in here! Welcome to my stratosphere!

After a much-needed sabbatical, the girls are back to give it to you raw, fresh, hot, and ready. By the power of your patience, the world cooked up some tasty drama for us to discuss with our whole, ample chests!

First, we discuss the untapped power of MONDAY NIGHTS and the trap of THIRSTY THURSDAYS. Then, we get down to business: the looming threat of THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL and what Taylor Swift has up her sleeve to punish us with next. Then, on a more pleasant note, we talk about LANA DEL REY vs ETHEL CAIN, a case overseen by NICKI MINAJ. We make our predictions for which Lana song will be Nicki's favorite from each album.

Then, in the spirit of last episode, we take on a bracket of RuPaul singles... deciding on an ultimate victor... it's a spiritually draining task but someone had to do it...

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