Win Stupid Prizes

It's been (at least) 9 films, and still we can't get rid of that loveable goofball Sheev Palpatine. Wait, he's not actually loveable, nor a goofball? He's actually a proprietor of the Dark Side and a threat to universal peace? Huh, I guess we should stop him then!

Pwal tries to influence the story, Eddie brute forces the issue, and Alex decides the Jedi are the problem. All the while Jamie eagerly waits for the bad guys to win for once.

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There are a lot of dystopian hellscapes in the future, but we aren't here to hear why the future sucks, we want to know which future sucks the least! We wander through fiction and try to explain why the bad futures are good, why the good futures are bad, and ask what even counts as the future anyway?

Eddie somehow worms his way into the judges seat whilst Jamie tries to avoid actually being in the future and Alex mostly brings answers which don't actually apply to the question. So join us for what is technically a time travel episode!

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It's almost time to head Across The Spider-Verse and see what Spiders the Verse has to offer us, but before then we speculate on the Spider-Mans they should really have added to the movie.

Jamie wants to mix up the formula, Bear wants to mix up the lexicon, and Eddie wants to do a remix, all the while judge Pwal just wants to avoid getting mixed up in this multiversal nonsense. Warning for arachnophobes, this one does contain the word "spider" a lot.

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With the death of print media, our boy Kal-El is back in the job market. With a CV like Clark's, surely there's a better job for old Supes than whatever passes for a journalist these days?

Eddie deliberately ignores the question, Jamie utilises Superman's strengths, and Alex shoots for the moon, whilst Bear reveals some shocking secrets about his good friend Clark Kent. Surprisingly, nobody tries to take over the world in this one. Well not intentionally anyway.

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With the inevitable success of The Super Mario Bros. Movie just around the corner, there's never been a better time to yoink Mario out of existence and be forced to save Peach ourselves! But without the titula-me, Mario, around is saving a princess even possible?

With Eddie in the judge's seat, Pwal brings his aptitude for violence to the table, whilst Alex will do any amount of paperwork to avoid having to actually save a princess themself. Sometimes Bowser lives, sometimes he dies, but the world is almost always worse off than when our plans started.

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We did such a good job with our Football balance patch last year that we decided to have another crack at it but with Driving this time. Should cars be tubes? How about spheres? Should it be easier to gain points? Or perhaps driving backwards should make you exempt from the law?

Bear wants to take a technical approach to improving the game design, Eddie wants to change the shape of driving as we know it, and Alex thinks the biggest problem with driving is the cars. Meanwhile, Jamie just wants the premise of the episode to remain intact so we don't get sued by every government driving organisation.

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Due to scheduling conflicts, Eddie and Alex were left to record an episode by themselves. Rather than solving one of the least asked for questions on the internet, they got distracted and ended up talking about the podcast of Win Stupid Prizes rather than actually trying to win a stupid prize.

Join us for this behind-the-scenes look at the effort that goes into an episode of Win Stupid Prizes! Including burning questions such as, how do we even record these things? What makes a good stupid answer? Can we afford a door? All this, and more, in this unique* episode of Win Stupid Prizes!

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Last year we tried to do a better job than Santa, but that didn't work, so this year we're just outright stopping him. Can three mortal beings stop the seemingly omnipotent being that is Santa, or will he once again prove too much for us? And more importantly, will this mean we're all getting coal this Christmas?

AJ knows exactly what risks to take as Judge, Eddie probably ends up on the naughty list, Bear does the unthinkable and asks for help, and Pwal won't stop talking about Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for some reason.

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Actors are a wild bunch, but wouldn't it be even wilder if they weren't actors? If every film an actor has been in was completely factually accurate, which actor would have led the craziest life?

Alex forgets what question they asked, Jamie sticks to his theme, Eddie doesn't understand friendship, and Bear gets married, as we all explore the Edward Scissorhands-verse and realise that every actor was Bruce Willis the whole time.

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CW: Brief gore descriptions (Saw franchise)

It's only been a year but Britain's Evil Mastermind, Pwal, has decided to come out of retirement. As a result, he needs to know which horror antagonists can easily be defeated so he doesn't make their same mistakes.

Alex tries to avoid the problem once again, Bear uses his strengths to his advantage, and Eddie takes on the true villain of Hallowe'en, in an episode where we definitely stuck to the brief and didn't just pick any spooky story we wanted to talk about.

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