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There's a brand new show coming out on the BBC! After 60 years they're launching Season One of Doctor Who, and however you count it, it's the perfect time to add some new enemies for the titular Doctor to face.

From classic Batman villains to Rowan Atkinsons finest role, from "whodunnit?" to "WAAAAGH!", we cover all manner of evil entities in this episode; but there's only space for one Dr Who nemesis...

Jamie pitches marvellous murder mystery bottle episodes, Eddie plans series long established franchises, and Pwal just wants to add a little Chaos to the mix. All the while, Judge Alex just wants to know what's all the hullabaloo about who this doctor really is anyway?

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With gaming sensation Palworld (AKA. Pokémon With Guns) sweeping the world of catchable critters, we simply need to know: What is the next big thing for Pokémon?

We explore options including sports, town planning, educational games, biological nonsense, just straight up copying Overcooked, and (of course) Capitalism.

Eddie cashes in his PokéPoints, Bear catches the longest Pikachu, and we let Alex cook, whilst Jamie questions why he gave his rarest Pokémon to a bunch of 10 year olds.

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PART 1: https://www.hexagorgon.com/podcast/wsp-033/

The Siege of Gondor is nigh, Sauron's forces are amassing, the King is nowhere to be found, and the forces of good have entrusted their battle plans to three people who are more interested in the battle minis than the actual battle.

Meanwhile, three idiots, I mean, hobbits have a merry trek up a mountain and open a shop with absolutely no consequences!

The only thing left for it is a climactic showdown at Mount Doom with about as many survivors as you'd expect.

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Heads up, we talk a lot about how bodies work in this episode.

What is a (hu)man? A miserable pile of tubes. Whether you want more tubes, fewer tubes, or to ignore the tubes completely, you have to agree that humans have room for improvement.

Eddie just wants more options, Bear wants to be a gun for some reason, and Jamie won't shut up about the weenus. Meanwhile, Alex shuts down every half-baked idea that comes out of the other three's mouths - and believe me, there are a lot of them.

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PART 1: https://www.hexagorgon.com/podcast/wsp-033/

In a world where three idiots were trusted with a ring of ultimate power, their three non-idiot friends try and rectify their mistakes with absolutely no control over the idiots actions.

AJ rides a horse, Jamie champions mental health, and Bear admits his limits as they skirt around the fact that Gandalf can basically do everything for them. Alex, Eddie, and Pwallum also make an appearance!

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We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low on this one. But that won't stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as "not as good as we thought".

Eddie runs for mayor of Whoville, Alex tries to forget, and Bear goes killing again, whilst Jamie decides if we really should be on the Nice List after all.

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Once upon a time, our grandfather/uncle/cousin gifted his three niblings a ring of immense power. Us three cousin/brothers then promptly required rescuing... a lot. The fate of Middle-earth has never been in more incompetent hands!

In this episode Alex uses a rock, Eddie gets stabbed, and Paul goes to the pub! As we seriously throw into question whether we can survive a third of the journey, let alone destroy some jewellery or whatever.

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The night where every child turns into a monster for a few hours is nearly upon us! So I guess we better blend in by becoming a monster of our own. Which begs the question, which monster would it be best to be in real life?

AJ has high aspirations, Bear wants to maximise the comedy, and Pwal just wants rid of those pesky emotions, whilst Eddie is confused why every answer is a bug. These are more lifestyle ideas than costume ideas!

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It's the Hollywood / Hollywood crossover we never knew we needed! Paul and the gang need contestants for the next season of The Great British Bake Off, but we don't know how to bake! So we'll have to submit some friends in our stead.

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Everybody knows that the worst part of any job is the commute, but due to the premise of the question we do need to do the commute. Thankfully we've got a handful of vehicle-like suggestions to make the commute as least bad as possible!

Alex makes our answers redundant, Jamie makes the question redundant, and Bear gets made redundant, while judge Eddie looks for a legal loophole to survive his commute.

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