Win Stupid Prizes

Jack Black is back with a brand new track to take his lumberjack stack back to his shack. To celebrate the release of the Minecraft Movie, we consider how we could actually survive in the most popular video game of all time (at time of release), but without the Warner Bros financial backing!

Jamie tries to use the game against itself, Eddie tries to exploit some loopholes, and Paul is confused about how he even got here in the first place. Meanwhile, Alex Judges from the rare position of having less playtime than Steam's return policy!

The Mines they are a callin', so grab your pickaxes and fend off a creeper as we befriend mobs, dodge griefers, destroy villages, and realise that one Enderman could ruin every single one of our plans.

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0:00 What is a Minecraft?

2:04 Build 2 blocks up

12:21 Befriend the mobs

21:27 Utilise my non-cube powers

32:37 Challenge my friends!

38:35 Enter Peaceful Mode

44:30 And the winner is...

In our quest to fix everything, this year we try our hand at the weather. You know, that thing that's always kinda gloomy in the UK? Yeah! We're doing a balance patch for that!

Eddie wants more choice, Jamie wants the weather to feel more unique, and Alex wants it to be far more regimented. Meanwhile, Judge Paul will do whatever it takes to maintain his position in government, including blame whichever idea he picks as the winner for all his personal failings.

So put your hazmat suits on in case it soups later. It may just be cloudy with a chance of meatballs at the moment, but the wood could always start going sideways. (Who knew that describing the weather sounded so much like a passcode?)

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0:00 Why are we changing the weather?

2:17 More types of weather

10:26 Nutritional weather

16:43 Weather as legal punishment

22:50 Vote on the weather

30:37 Individual personalised weather

37:09 Schedule the weather in advance

Crikey, Gromit! The budget isn't looking too grand - we'll have to sell some of my inventions to pay off our debts. At least these kind lads in marketing have some bright ideas about how to make a quick quid!

That's right, today we're going full Capitalism and trying to use some of Wallace's cracking contraptions to turn a profit. Jamie thinks big, Eddie gets the wrong idea, and Paul goes absolutely ballistic, all whilst Alex dangles a contract over their heads and tells them to jump.

In honour of Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl, we reminisce about some of our favourite moments in British Television history and consider how Wallace's inventions could actually be used to make money. We don't do anything wrong per se, but let's just say that this episode proves that not all ideas are good ideas.

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0:00 Who are Wallace & Gromit?

1:31 Porridge Gun

10:16 Mind Manipulation-O-Matic

17:12 Moon Rocket

22:34 Knit-O-Matic

29:17 The Wrong Trousers (Techno Trousers)

35:48 Bed Waking-Lever

Halloween did such a good job that we're wondering what other franchises would do a good Christmas? In this year's Holiday Special, we consider the implications of different organisations giving jolly old Saint Nick a year off.

Jamie fulfils some childhood fantasies, Alex does an Eddie, and Eddie doesn't know when his answers are. But between us, we (might) come up with a Christmas you'll be jealous isn't happening every year!

We suggest a smorgasbord of Santas, pitch a plethora of presents, and even bring some booby prizes for the bad kids! From cinematic classics and kids cartoons to the dreaded "Real Life", do we have some Christmases for you!

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0:00 I would do many things before Christmas

1:45 Corporate takeover (KFC)

12:31 May the 4th (Star Wars)

20:34 Jurassic Park

27:13 Fortnite

34:10 Dark Knight (Batman)

42:18 Duelist Kingdom (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

The Blue Blur is at it again! Only this time we plan to do the one thing than Dr Eggman couldn't and stop Sonic the Hedgehog. Can three Knuckles-heads succeed where the mad scientist formerly known as Ivo Kintobor hasn't?

Jamie pulls in other characters, Alex utilises traps both physical and mental, and Eddie plans to beat the Sonic Universe at its own game.

We consider unimportant topics such as: Is Sonic faster than The Flash? Can Sonic survive a punch? And what is the best foodstuff to model your robots after? We can't help but spin our Tails as we wonder whether beating a video game protagonist is even possible at all...

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1:36 Outsource the job

11:45 Reduce his speed

14:56 Fight him!

19:49 Trap him!

29:29 Mid-life crisis him

33:09 Different main character

39:11 Physics?

41:32 Eggman 2.0

The Ghostbusters are MIA again! Instead of outsourcing the job again, this time we're taking the Thanos approach and doing it ourselves.

Eddie does what he always does, Alex makes use of accessories, and Jamie takes the emotional path, all whilst Bear judges their ethereal experiments.

We ask the philosophical questions like; are ghosts Pokémon? And, can you incorporate the incorporeal? But ultimately, as always, everything comes down to balls.

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1:00 Pokéballs

9:48 Fight them

16:26 Therapy

25:27 Haunted House

32:36 Make them pay rent

40:04 Embarrass them

There are over 27,000 Magic: The Gathering spells in the game, and we have to whittle it down to just one. So we better make it a good one (or not, as the case may be).

Alex wants to improve their life, Bear wants to prank his friends, and Eddie just wants his fridge moved. Meanwhile, Jamie plays judge (both on the podcast and in the game) and vigilantly watches for rules violations.

We learn something about magic in real life, spend a lot of time simply stopping each other, and discover the real treasure was the tokens we created along the way.

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Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

0:00 Best MtG spell IRL

1:00 Counterspell

5:42 Artist's Talent

10:59 Bant Charm

17:08 You see a pair of goblins

24:35 Done for the day

30:49 Wrong Turn

Did you ever try to buy a house? It's really difficult, they all make too much sense! But in the world of fiction anything is possible...

Pwal suggests some interesting room mates, Alex includes a lot of moving parts, and Jamie breaks the laws of physics as they each play the estate agents pitching to start Eddie's property portfolio.

We discover that room mates are often a dealbreaker - no matter how nice the house - and have to consider the viability of the podcast in each location. Will any of us find a dream home, or is the concept truly fictional?

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Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

00:48 Death Star

8:59 The Castle at the top of a Magic Beanstalk

17:52 Baba Yaga's house (with chicken feet)

26:02 The Teletubbies house

33:10 Bowser's Castle

39:20 Dexter's Lab

YARRR YOU SCURVY DOGS! We're assembling the finest seafaring crew the seven seas have ever seen! Just one problem, we don't know who to hire.

Ed, Bear, and Pwal bash their collective heads together to fill in the most important roles on a pirate ship, and desperately try and avoid a mutiny (or several) as they do so.

We pitch several Captains (not necessarily for the role of Captain), a handful of monsters, and more than one cartoon crab. The only thing we can say for certain is nobody's ever tried to assemble a team like THIS before!

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0:00 Who should be on our pirate crew?

1:04 Cook (Mr Krabs & Captain Birdseye)

6:01 Security (Batman & Bowser)

12:04 First Mate (Magneto & Flanders)

16:52 Navigator (Captain Ahab & Map)

21:59 Musician (Sabastian & Satan)

26:38 Figure Head (King Kong & Peter Griffin)

31:21 Captain (Bob the Builder, Barney the Dinosaur, Captain Price)

So we just get rid of one shark? AND there's a cash reward? Count us in!

It's the height of summer and tourist season is in full swing in Amity Island, but our old pal Bruce is up to his usual nonsense again. And by usual nonsense we mean eating people. So we've undercut the competition and we're out to stop him!

Using John Williams queues, kaiju, blood transfusions, a big kebab, and potentially Ed's fists; Bear, Pwal, and Eddie set about earning their easiest paycheck ever. Or so we thought at first.

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