Halloween did such a good job that we're wondering what other franchises would do a good Christmas? In this year's Holiday Special, we consider the implications of different organisations giving jolly old Saint Nick a year off.

Jamie fulfils some childhood fantasies, Alex does an Eddie, and Eddie doesn't know when his answers are. But between us, we (might) come up with a Christmas you'll be jealous isn't happening every year!

We suggest a smorgasbord of Santas, pitch a plethora of presents, and even bring some booby prizes for the bad kids! From cinematic classics and kids cartoons to the dreaded "Real Life", do we have some Christmases for you!

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Bluesky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.com

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

0:00 I would do many things before Christmas

1:45 Corporate takeover (KFC)

12:31 May the 4th (Star Wars)

20:34 Jurassic Park

27:13 Fortnite

34:10 Dark Knight (Batman)

42:18 Duelist Kingdom (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

The Blue Blur is at it again! Only this time we plan to do the one thing than Dr Eggman couldn't and stop Sonic the Hedgehog. Can three Knuckles-heads succeed where the mad scientist formerly known as Ivo Kintobor hasn't?

Jamie pulls in other characters, Alex utilises traps both physical and mental, and Eddie plans to beat the Sonic Universe at its own game.

We consider unimportant topics such as: Is Sonic faster than The Flash? Can Sonic survive a punch? And what is the best foodstuff to model your robots after? We can't help but spin our Tails as we wonder whether beating a video game protagonist is even possible at all...

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

1:36 Outsource the job

11:45 Reduce his speed

14:56 Fight him!

19:49 Trap him!

29:29 Mid-life crisis him

33:09 Different main character

39:11 Physics?

41:32 Eggman 2.0

The Ghostbusters are MIA again! Instead of outsourcing the job again, this time we're taking the Thanos approach and doing it ourselves.

Eddie does what he always does, Alex makes use of accessories, and Jamie takes the emotional path, all whilst Bear judges their ethereal experiments.

We ask the philosophical questions like; are ghosts Pokémon? And, can you incorporate the incorporeal? But ultimately, as always, everything comes down to balls.

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

1:00 Pokéballs

9:48 Fight them

16:26 Therapy

25:27 Haunted House

32:36 Make them pay rent

40:04 Embarrass them

There are over 27,000 Magic: The Gathering spells in the game, and we have to whittle it down to just one. So we better make it a good one (or not, as the case may be).

Alex wants to improve their life, Bear wants to prank his friends, and Eddie just wants his fridge moved. Meanwhile, Jamie plays judge (both on the podcast and in the game) and vigilantly watches for rules violations.

We learn something about magic in real life, spend a lot of time simply stopping each other, and discover the real treasure was the tokens we created along the way.

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

1:00 Counterspell

5:42Artist's Talent

10:59 Bant Charm

17:08 You see a pair of goblins

24:35 Done for the day

30:49 Wrong Turn

Did you ever try to buy a house? It's really difficult, they all make too much sense! But in the world of fiction anything is possible...

Pwal suggests some interesting room mates, Alex includes a lot of moving parts, and Jamie breaks the laws of physics as they each play the estate agents pitching to start Eddie's property portfolio.

We discover that room mates are often a dealbreaker - no matter how nice the house - and have to consider the viability of the podcast in each location. Will any of us find a dream home, or is the concept truly fictional?

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

00:48 Death Star

8:59 The Castle at the top of a Magic Beanstalk

17:52 Baba Yaga's house (with chicken feet)

26:02 The Teletubbies house

33:10 Bowser's Castle

39:20 Dexter's Lab

YARRR YOU SCURVY DOGS! We're assembling the finest seafaring crew the seven seas have ever seen! Just one problem, we don't know who to hire.

Ed, Bear, and Pwal bash their collective heads together to fill in the most important roles on a pirate ship, and desperately try and avoid a mutiny (or several) as they do so.

We pitch several Captains (not necessarily for the role of Captain), a handful of monsters, and more than one cartoon crab. The only thing we can say for certain is nobody's ever tried to assemble a team like THIS before!

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

0:00 Who should be on our pirate crew?

1:04 Cook (Mr Krabs & Captain Birdseye)

6:01 Security (Batman & Bowser)

12:04 First Mate (Magneto & Flanders)

16:52 Navigator (Captain Ahab & Map)

21:59 Musician (Sabastian & Satan)

26:38 Figure Head (King Kong & Peter Griffin)

31:21 Captain (Bob the Builder, Barney the Dinosaur, Captain Price)

So we just get rid of one shark? AND there's a cash reward? Count us in!

It's the height of summer and tourist season is in full swing in Amity Island, but our old pal Bruce is up to his usual nonsense again. And by usual nonsense we mean eating people. So we've undercut the competition and we're out to stop him!

Using John Williams queues, kaiju, blood transfusions, a big kebab, and potentially Ed's fists; Bear, Pwal, and Eddie set about earning their easiest paycheck ever. Or so we thought at first.

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

There's a brand new show coming out on the BBC! After 60 years they're launching Season One of Doctor Who, and however you count it, it's the perfect time to add some new enemies for the titular Doctor to face.

From classic Batman villains to Rowan Atkinsons finest role, from "whodunnit?" to "WAAAAGH!", we cover all manner of evil entities in this episode; but there's only space for one Dr Who nemesis...

Jamie pitches marvellous murder mystery bottle episodes, Eddie plans series long established franchises, and Pwal just wants to add a little Chaos to the mix. All the while, Judge Alex just wants to know what's all the hullabaloo about who this doctor really is anyway?

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

With gaming sensation Palworld (AKA. Pokémon With Guns) sweeping the world of catchable critters, we simply need to know: What is the next big thing for Pokémon?

We explore options including sports, town planning, educational games, biological nonsense, just straight up copying Overcooked, and (of course) Capitalism.

Eddie cashes in his PokéPoints, Bear catches the longest Pikachu, and we let Alex cook, whilst Jamie questions why he gave his rarest Pokémon to a bunch of 10 year olds.

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

PART 1: https://www.hexagorgon.com/podcast/wsp-033/

The Siege of Gondor is nigh, Sauron's forces are amassing, the King is nowhere to be found, and the forces of good have entrusted their battle plans to three people who are more interested in the battle minis than the actual battle.

Meanwhile, three idiots, I mean, hobbits have a merry trek up a mountain and open a shop with absolutely no consequences!

The only thing left for it is a climactic showdown at Mount Doom with about as many survivors as you'd expect.

Other content:

Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socials:

Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support:

Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Credits:

Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library